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G’day NOPE. Note One Puff Ever. Cause that One Puff will put me that place. That place was wishing I was where I am right now.... C

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Good morning NOPErs. To day is a couple of things but they are all boring and not interesting... so Fun Fact... well kinda Fun Fact... maybe deeply disturbing fact.... did you know Aussie animals are sex fiends .... the majority of Koalas in the country are infected with Clamidia except for a small group who live on an island...yes, all those eucalyptus fueled orgies have lead to mass blindness from clamydia... well let me tell you the wombats and the kangroos shouldn't be laughing too hard... they are all riddled with herpes... yep herpes... almost half the wild wombats and 92% of the Eastern Grey Kangaroos are infected.... between then scientists in melbourne have discovered 6 new strains of herpes... so next time you see a safe sex add just think... not being careful will make you just like an Aussie animal... a root rat and diseased. NOPE ... cos nothing controls me but me.

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Had to catch up on all my "NOPE" posts! 2 weeks smoke/nicotine free today! Have an awesome day everyone!

Greetings fellow NOPErs. Today we are doing a serious shout out... today is International Human Rights Day... so we have fun days and silly days and serious days but this one is universal. Today is the 70th celebration of Human Rights Day, and while it may not be the case the every human around the world has their human rights protect we are getting closer and we have spent 70 years trying to achieve it. From the most basic human needs such as food, shelter, and water, all the way up to access to free and uncensored information, such has been the goals and ambitions laid out that day. The Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR) was a shout across the world by the leading countries in the world, stating loud and clear that no matter where we live, what we believe, or how we love, we are each individually deserving of the most basic of human needs.

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Sad...RIP Roger.....some facts from the sanctuary where he lived

G’day NOPE. Note One Puff Ever. Cause that One Puff will put me that place. That place was wishing I was where I am right now.... C

At least Taco Bell has it right! (under)

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?? Take on a black stump?? Have a run in with a loaded dog?? Ask it to do Long Division?

Think this needs a bump.... also... this time of year is hard in the early days of a quit, there are functions and parties all the time for the festive season... often someone who has quit will slip up during this time while out celebrating with friends and have a smoke and throw away their quit.... Its right to feel bad about it, all that hard work lost, all that effort up in smoke... it is right to be disappointing in yourself BUT don't beat yourself up too much... it is a very rare bread of smoker who is able to quit successfully on their very first go.... most of us have failed quits under our belts, some only a few hours old, some days, weeks, months or even years... but you know what you do... you get back on the quit train as soon as you.... you learn from your failed quit... what triggered you to smoke, how or what you could have done to avoid it and you don't make that mistake again... doesn't mean you wont make more mistakes, just learn from the ones you do... take those lessons, remember how wonderful your success felt and remember how low failing felt... pick yourself up, dust yourself off and get back on the Quit Train.... we have a seat here with your name on it.... we want you to come back... we want you to try again... so please do, please come back... take if from someone who wait well more than a decade to quit again after throwing away a really long quit.... the sooner you quit again the easier and better for you. NEVER GIVE UP GIVING UP!

Quitting smoking is a journey .....some gain weight some don't ..... Once you have a good solid quit going ...you will find its then you worry about the few pounds you have gained ,and then start to watch your diet.... Its hard to do the two together....quitting the cancer sticks is your first priority.... They are killing you ...a few extra pounds are not the killer.... Be kind to yourself......don't over think...

And if we're really talking underwear, then I have one word for you. Commando.  I can feel another vote happening ....

Jo, it's all academic anyway. I'm a bloke I don't change the toilet roll. If the loo is out of paper I'll use one of the other loos. And if we're really talking underwear, then I have one word for you. Commando.

On a side note .... how do you wreck a combine

You posted "Father Christmas" by the Kinks and a couple of Johnny Cash videos. I'll let it slide that you slighted Elvis. I've posted this song every December since I joined the Train. So for the sake of consistency and the fact that it is a damn good song, here it is again...

For what it's worth, I voted "over." No real reason, it's just how I've always put the roll on. The real reason I'm posting on this thread is for the toilet humor...

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It was a sad day down under on Saturday when Roger the Ripped Roo passed away at the age of 12. Roger lead a long and happy life in a Roo sanctuary and became world famous for how ripper he was. With past times including bucket crushing and muscle poses Roger was a favourite at home and abroad. Spare a moment today to say Vale Roger... may you have an endless supply of buckets wherever you are now.

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I've watched that show before, that's sad. Is 12 a long life for a kangaroo?

Wow, didn't know about him till today, did a search. He really was ripped. Crushing buckets like paper cups... RIP Roger...

I also was afraid of the weight gain from quitting smoking. I have gained a few pounds but I am finally free of my awful addiction. I know that if I had the will power to quit, I have the will power to lose those extra pounds. Sounds to me like you are a little stronger than you think if you could lose that much weight and maintain it. Believe me Kate, those pounds you gain are nothing compared to the life you gain.

Shane, seeing as like beans and peas there are no winners and is even stevens then NOPE.... but when the over crew wins does that mean you are going to change your underwear... um I mean under ways.

So india all out 250... stumps on day two Australia 7/191..... Pujara batted like a champ and got a hard work tonne... he did most of it by himself.... real gutsy effort to be out there all day in that heat... 40C and really low hummidity is aweful... the air gets all dry and hot and it burns to breath... all those fellas (on both teams) did a smashing job to play the last two days in the heat.