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I couldn't lie....it must have been the flashbacks to Sr Geraldine from the slang thread Do I have to go again?

We have a stupid stainless steel fridge at work and the boys deliberately cover it in fingerprints so every time I walk in there I have to clean it. Oh ...oops.....I didn't lie...lol.... I think I my head I meant to say I polish my boots every night....I'm just too excited.

It is a sickness...only applies to wet areas too....kitchen, bathroom, dunny....rest of the place can be a mess but those areas must look unlived in.

Well even though her logic was wrong our winner is....Linda 1. I so need a new phone, little it's of glass missing everywhere. I need a phone that bounces. 2. I never polish my boots...I had to polish the shoes every night as a kid...so now I just don't bother. 3. If see a mark on the kitchen bench I will scrub the whole bench top.

Xmas ... The way to spell Christmas if you don't believe in Christ Or you're lazy...we used to get the ruler over our knuckles for writing Xmas in primary school...Sr Geraldine was so strict.

Hey @Linda Thomas what's the time in your neck of the woods?

Oh meski....hmmmm 1. The screen in my mobile is so cracked there are holes where whole pieces of glass missing 2. I never polish my boots 3. I constantly clean the kitchen bench

Forgot to say I thought moose were dumb and friendly...but then look at the wild animals I live with...

I'll take 2...cos I'm left scraping the barrel.

Oh great it must be city excursion day...Two groupsa kids just got on...the kids from the ritzy school in casual (which is a scary 90s flash back).....and kids from the special school tripped out in their uniforms, one complete with bucket hat and zinc on his nose. So will the private school snowflakes or the special school kids be the first to meltdown when it turns into a sardine can...???

Sitting on the train getting an itchy woohoo finger....

Nope...just @Cbdave and I ... It's already tomorrow today down under . ..... But no woohoo until midnight +1 Linda o'clock....and I think Dave regrets giving me the wheel

6..mornin

I think she's getting ready for a party, you know it takes some chicks ages to get themselves ready...

Oh I have some other Beatles covers to pull out.

Up yaself/himself/herself To be stuck up..or too be posh, often in warranted....there is no class system here, you speak fancy and lah-dee-dah ya stuck up, or up yaself. She sure looked oright but she was so up herself.

The second version of the cover...that first 30 seconds is just how me uncles talk, and laugh...my dad talks like me Kerrigan.. although my uncle's would call it a piana.

( . Y . ) Naughty naughty

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Confession: I didn't look for alternative covers .... So let's say ..... Doreen - 1 Jo - 1 Saz - 1

I hereby bequeath my next number to the lady chasing her big O.... Have @ it @Sazerac

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Oh...looks like it's either no more Beatles covers...or no more Aussies....are we in for our first draw? Not even @Boo

4 Do ya ever get that feeling of de j'avous? ...or however ya spell it