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Sitting on the couch trying to use the power of my mind to bring the remote to me from where I can't reach it....the force us not with me

-19

So wish I had footage of the joy at the station tonight....from the platform we walk down this ridiculously long ramp at the bottom of said ramp is a chick with a dog on a leash..he's a bitsa (bits a this an bits a that) and looks like he has been through the wars, scars and bald patches... but as every person walks down he's scanning them looking for his people and then he spots him, thought he would rip the chicks arm off trying to get to his bloke...she lets the lead go, the dog bolts for his human who drops his briefcase and catches him in a hug and carries him like he was a kid the rest of the way down the ramp an up the other ramp to their car....so the dog had its paws on his shoulders and his legs sorta around his waste....best sight to end a crappy week to...an the bloke just chatted to him the whole way.

Sittin ona choccas bus squeezing my sphincter muscles as hard as I can to hold in a fart because I know it's going to be percussive an stanky ....I know this because I need to fart so bad my belly hurts like the billieo.

Last line says it all.... "If there's one place where all freedom bees ... It's nowhere else but here" If you Northies can't access this the Pigram Brothers are worth hunting out.

It was lookin a bit sticky for a while but they gave it a quick lick an a promise an she'll be right.

See this just makes me pissed off...instead of sitting on their hands and just letting this play out why the fruck weren't they doing their bloody jobs and say NO until this shit had been tested. This is beyond pathetic, beyond ignorance and naivety...these government bodies that exist to stop this shit happening need to face the blame for their neglectful approach to the whole vaping crap. Sure I'm angry at big tobacco and vape companies but I'm really pissed of at the world's greedy, money grubbing kick back hunting pollies and pen pushers.....there can be no innocent claims of "we didn't know"...just fed up to here with this bullshit.

Nope... Hey @Cbdave hope you and your mob were all safe from the fires...too bloody early in the year for sure.

-14 but don't you find a fringed flogger gives you more bang for ya buck?

Got home with a taxi in the end. So now I am sitting here watching will n grace reruns.

I'll take one for the team... 2 is the lie because Reci hasn't said the Jill or Saz have a chicken dinner.

-10....you can't go wrong with good ol lollipop crop...might even be able to find a train one or the female symbol

Sitting on the train...it's not moving but at least I am on it... 1st bus trip done, once this train gets where it's going there will be one more bus, unless the train is too late then there will be a taxi because I am not in walking 5.5km heels....(3.5miles for our yankee doodles).

Confession: I don't allow eating of the pizza on the couch...if the kid chooses to eat pizza she must set the table with a cloth and all. Vile foul stuff that it is.

Yeah @Linda Thomas if been lead to believe he can go all night....noone else has mentioned a short fuse before he blows? I was wondering if Progress was just Sugar Britches knew name?

Marmite is way inferior to Vegemite, it tastes different and gross....only 4-6month old babies and foreigners should ever spread it thin....in our house we eat it from the jar! Have you not heard of an Aussie Burger? Both Macca's and Hungry Jack's (burger king) have versions on their menus down here... ^issues with the above...pineapple should be grilled too....onion should be fried...piss orf the bbq sauce and use tomato sauce (ketchups much nicer Aussie cousin). Your welcome! Oh and any fella who loves his missus and cares about her tastebuds...the rumour about pineapple...it's true!

Argh me harries, NOPE.

Somewhere up the road. Just walked in the door .. 13hrs and 28 mins after walking out it... How long until they ask "what's for tea?"

Googling campus boards and wondering if Boo's will be hard fixed or have a moving bar like in Arrow.

Sitting on a bus stop. Sigh.

Pineapple is the third greatest food given to us by the gods...it goes Vegemite, beetroot, pineapple, mango, bacon then passionfruit..... There is no burger on earth worth eating that doesn't include beetroot, pineapple, bacon and egg.

Has anyone else ever wondered if Toronto is in the comp as compensation to Canada for the hockey take over OR if they even realise they aren't the worst team in the 2019 comp.

Nope Things I have learnt while walkabout... 1. I need G'day and Nope to start my day 2. I like counting backwards 3. Some of the truest and dearest friends I have exist on a screen, and there is nothing wrong with that...and 4. No matter how bad things, how chaotic and out of control NOPE kept me strong. So I may have been walkabout but my spirit was here each day.

^ exactly that.

Cosi ... Cos sometimes ya need a laugh. Two Hands... Because I know these characters...and you need to laugh...