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Watchin the V8 supercars do laps of Mount Panorama.

^^^ and that boys and girls is why we don't root for our teams down here .... We barrack.

False....my first car was older than me, I loved the shit outta that car, but always second hand for me. TNP has spent at least a night aboard a boat/ship

False....just buy em already done. TNP can change an oil filter.

Shhh don't tell me dad but just for @Cbdave on Bathurst sundee....

Vegemite toast? (I had pork belly on a fennel, daikon and radish slaw)

True....and a night person... Just not a very good sleep person. (Halloween is not a thing here either) TNP has pierced something other than their ear lobes

Nope...my knitting days are doneski....I'm stuck with crochet now...lots of chains n trebles...got love a long chain.

Don't you blow it to make it spin?

Sitting in the coffee lounge at the Marriott having a flat white and a chat to the Premier while I wait for my taxi home after watching Come From Away.

Jasmin

I have a cunning plan...courtesy of my first trimester quit insanity/insomnia...and it doesn't even require spiders, or snakes, or drop bears Oh and I wouldn't be dissin Vegemite, it's grouse as, you'll soon be eating it for breakfast, lunch and tea...and you'll be happy about it!

Down here the telephone game is called Chinese Whispers. Yep George HW pissed us off with his up yours....but he pissed the Japs off more by chundering on their pm.

So far this week we have had all the Saw movies...now it's the Hellraiser movies.

Hey @Boo you sure they didn't say the peace sign was the up yours...cos that's kinda true...if you give the peace sign down here but with the back or your hand facing out that's the same as flipping someone the bird...

O know it's a double up but

Do they have a mercy rule in baseball....although how awesome would a 2 down last dig rally be?...and would @Boo or @garry mhudsonmh survive it? Wait if they hadda got a doughnut would they have had to drop their dax and run a lap of the diamond...now there's a plan to increase female membership.

Oh...praccy sessions and qualifiers have started at Bathurst.....I can smell the burnt rubber at the Cutting from here...enjoy ya weekend @Cbdave....just think I might if had a parade and public holiday for me birfdee but you get the tourers every year for ya Anni...well played ..... Oh and Brockie was Victorian,just saying ....wot camp you fall into? Just Holden Together or Fixed or Repaired Daily? Odd spot...as a Billy lid I thought Marlboro was a brand of racing car and I thought Benson and Hedges was a brand of cricket bats.

I thought "the plan" was supposed to be a secret

^False..... "Thumbs up"... Is good, well done, goodonya....use ya memes without fear. Did some Aussie tell ya that?...cos they were probably just havin a lend of ya...cos that's pretty funny.....although until we got flooded with yanky tv shows in the 80s the 2 fingered salute (ala the poms at Agincourt) was the preferred offensive hand gesture...even as a little tacker I knew that was bad (the reverse V for victory) but I remember wondering what was so bad about the single finger.. then in 90s they were interchangeable...but now the one finger is the more common....which I get, we are essentially lazy so one finger is easier than 2. Just remember....this is the country where we call our mates cvnts and people we hate mate ....so if you were confident in ya friendship you could use the up yours finger an be cherries anyway.

Thanks all.

She'll be right Dors...I can pull out proppa English sorta kinda if I need.