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Tosser See wanker or jerk off.

NOPE

^ Sax that is a much cleaner version. So this is a Flame Tree...

Interesting @Sazerac ...not the original but my favourite cover of the ones above. Thanks for posting a working Sarah Blasko. This song and one of its covers are what inspired this idea as all those months ago.

So this song is an Aussie classic...and boy has it been covered a shit load I just picked a few...but because lots of you probably aren't Gunna have heard it before or know the original I'm not Gunna tell ya until to poll is over...although I think one of the covers says it's a cover...number 1 is to listen to them for which version is best...number 2 is seeing if you can pick the original and number 3 is never say her name... Your versions are: 1. Katie Noonan... 2. Cold Chisel... 3. Sarah Blasko 4. The Idea of North... 5. Keith Urban

From the Aussie 90s archives I give you...The Badloves...

Trying to work my new temporary phone...let's see how long this one lasts before the screen shatters.

We got all our safe words from Grimm....my kid wasn't allowed in a car with anyone even if she knew them unless they knew the safeword....Grimm 'species' were our safe words.

Bringing it home with the next poll .. so the song will be an Aussie classic, the cover/s will be by Aussies chances are most of ya won't know the song, cover or original, or even the artists.... Will give it a different spin with no pre conceptions...and then again I might be wrong.

False...at the moment I tend to make the move then think.. TNP...had the hots for one of their mates parents when they were a teen.

Darren Holmes sends his apologies and hopes you recover real soon...didn't realise his tackle was so hard.

Checking out flights to NOLA....love me some chicken liver pate.

False ...well they have value to me but the reality is they have little value...I collect poppies and Anzac biscuit tins. TNP has touched they eyes after cutting chillies or using lineament

Ranga. A redhead, short for orangutan...seeing as they are the same colour. My kid is a ranga.

Trying to decide if I want dessert.

Hope you up an about real soon Reci, with a full recovery.

Bet that's not what Sugar Britches says

Right now... Not sleeping...that is what I am doing....not sleeping.

..and....Up yours self destructive self!

^another great talent sadly gone too soon.

Saying thank you to @Boo and @Sazerac for a VERY successful Melbourne Cup... Thank you Saz & Boo..... and why do they get my thanks.....got the last three quinellas (1st & 2nd) in races 8-10.. . And 2 of them are thanks to them....huh? you say....weeeeeelllllll I always take 2 & 6 in the quinella cos it was me grandad's unit (WW2.. 2nd6th)...and then I box in a third horse which is also me each way bet...so I couldn't decide on a third horse so I went nah-yeah I'll take 'Looks Like Elvis' cos Boo n Saz like him (blurgh)...and then I could pick a third in another so I went, I'll just take 11 like the Elvis horse....so the quinella in race 8 was 2 & 11 ...race 9 was 2&11 and race 10 was 2&6.....$1,389.70 (few each way bets in there too)....so thanks Boo and Saz cos $1000 of that was from your love of Elvis.

^ aah, successfully masturbation!

Bon Jovi is winning....didn't see that one....don't forget to vote. Will be up till Satdee.

@Boo had my guess....so as a back up I'm Gunna run with.....

NOPE ... Not on Cup Day....