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And the winner is @Sazerac... 1. Every morning and every night the train I take to work goes past the refinery in Altona where they filmed parts of Mad Max (the original) 2. I live in an outer south western suburbs of Melbourne and the next town on the map after us is Little River. When I was little I thought the town was named after the band, not the band named after the town. 3. While I can see the Westgate bridge from the front of my work it is another 800m or so until I am under it,same street but further down where the Boeing research centre is.

Dry as a dead dingo's donga Really thirsty. I could drink a whole slab, me throats as dry as a dead dingo's donga.

Oh it's me time.....ok let's see... 1. Every day when I catch the train to work I go past the refinery they filmed Mad Max (Road Warrior) in. 2. If you drive west, the next town you hit after mine is Little River, the one the band is named after. 3. I work under the Westgate bridge, right where the section collapsed killing the men building it.

2 is the lie, because you are actually a pretty good cook you just choose not to because you don't enjoy it.

Blue A fight, often between two groups of people. Did ya catch that blue last night down the pub, it was frickin fully sick.

2...cos there's naught else

Bald is beautiful.. it says I'm a fighter. It says I am strong. It says I have untold power and strength.... And yet it's still daunting when it happens, I was fine when the hair fell out had one if the kids I tutored buzz it off for me but the day I wiped my eyes and I was left with a handful of lashes, I broke....cried and cried and cried. Not sure what it's like where you are but over hear we have free wigs , if you want to go that way. Check with the support groups they will know what is out there. Just think, often it grows back differently, and you will have virgin hair again, never coloured or permed. Mine came back darker and curlier. Completely different.

2 is the lie...cos convent school in Ireland, probably took ya pendix out as punishment for forgetting the different rosaries...and I don't see you as a tube tying person...but tonsil are vile little pussballs that should be removed. Wierd fact...when the poms shipped all the WW2 'orphans' to Australian orphanages they all had their tonsils removed before the boats sailed.

Meat pies are Aussie as...we even do itty bitty party sized ones....the south Australians are a bit odd they float theirs but summer or winter nothing beats a neat pie.

I in invoke the SLOX.... Where X=101 and give you.. Wonowon , BC ... Canada Why? Cos Canada??? yeah-NAH it's at mile mark 101 on the Alaska highway.... Next letter is Y

Vajayjay A females genitalia

-2 This is the only negativity I enjoy

Yeah I was never a teen idol person...most of my music didn't make commercial radio. Although I do now have my next true and false..

I wanted to say But late so will go with two.... @Jordan7 I've had that song in my head since your comment the other day...thought it only best I share ....and I never miss a chance to assault @Sazerac wars with the Aussie music legend Johnny Farnham ...lol

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( , Y . ) .... Naughty naughty...do you like the pierced nip action?

@Doreensfree do you really want a Boo's butt pic vote?....I thought you only wanted to share with Sugar Britches....I mean I can hook you up with a vote, just say the word but be prepared for the outcome.

Tinny....oh the word that just gives and gives ... 1. A small boat aluminium boat used for fishing with an out board motor. Ie... Dave an Baz took the tinny out to catch tea. 2. Beer in a can. Ie... "Chuck us a tinnie from the eski while ya up" 3. To be lucky, usually prone to wining the meat raffle down the pub or tattslotto. Ie.... That Wayneo's such a tinny bastard, won the chick raffle again this week. 4. Poor quality audio from an electrical device... Ie... I reckon that new stereo was a total lemon, them speakers are tinny as.

Sorry lovelies...been having a rough trot with day 6 of migraine/cluster headache hell... 1. I had a canary yellow car, a Kingswood station wagon that was older than me and her name was Betty Banana, or Betty and together we travelled far and wide. 2. I had a cherry red Ford Telstar who even had a red carpeted interior,his name, obviously was Baron Marred von Richthofen...aka the red Barron...but dark mate I'm Aussie who has time to st all that, he was Manny...together we nearly died on multiple occasions. (I had a burgandy red car too but his name was Miami because the number plate was CSI) 3. I had a navy blue car, it was a German Audi piece of shite and had no personality so never got the oribekegae if a name, I did you with calling it Bruce or Brucey after the flying doormat, a footy player for the Carlton Blues but I kid you not the car had no soul...there was no love. So @Sazerac takes to win.

Waking up to take a tablet two that I can go to work in the morning and hopefully back asleep in 10-15mins

@JB 883 , welcome back. PBS is the Pharmaceutical Benefit Scheme.... Australia has a social health system. The PBS caps the price of listed medications at a maximum $40ish and the government pays the rest. Many medications (chemo meds) are fully covered. Pensioners and concession card holders only pay $6.80 per script...then there are thresholds, if you spend a certain amount of money on meds in a year you go to the pensioner price and if you get to the next level it's free. Some medicines are not on the list, so you pay full price. Ventolin puffers cost $6.90 (pensioner/concession card holders get 2 for 1). One of my medications costs me $50 a fortnight. My kid's biggest clothing expense are her shoes. She is just as happy in a Marvel T as she is in a Dangerfield dress so I'm kind of a bit lucky there..but bras, cost me a fricken fortune, I did offer to get some barbed wire to hod in her cows, she did not see the humour.

Wondering if Mr Weegie who lives in Scotland gets to have the roof down 3 days a year or 4

Here we go... 1. I have owned a canary yellow car who was called Betty 2. I owned a cherry red car who was called Manny 3. I owned a navy blue car called Bruce.

1 is the lie because you were younger

#3.. cos Linda is a goodun