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Yep but I still wear thongs...(for accuracy sake it's pronounced fongs).... flip flops is just silly...not as bad as jandles though. Double pluggers are the best. .

Dunno cos I wear thongs. I used to only wear thongs but my work insists on closed toe shoes so I have options now...boots and flats...I'm almost a fricken growled up.

The rest of the world sucks...Aussies rule¡😄😇

Things ta do before D arrives.... Practice not farkin swearing. (Cos Doreen's a lady) Remember, no heels.

False...I have not bent my knee to the ground chasing a Jack or rolled a heavy arse ball down a lane avoiding the gutters. Tnp has played team sport.

Honey & lemon hot toddies....get yaself some eucalyptus oil...put it on a hanky so you can sniff it on the plane during take off and landing...or Vic's vapour rub will do the same....get better chooky....we got a town to paint red.

@jillar .... its swoopin season, Magpie attacks are listed seperately to the rest of the nasties... For the Brits, who have magpies... Ours are 10 times the size of yours and deadly.....

Should we go Luna Park and ride the wooden rollercoaster? If the weather is right you can hear the timber creaking.

Fish to horses....yep on it... So the VRC gets Dazza to sing this before the Cox Plate every year .. cept one year when they got a ringing to cover it...the good ole Melbourne crowd chanted "we want Darryl" over the other singer and Noone heard a word once he stopped the crowd sang the song instead...couple of years later they tried to skip the song ...race was delayed until the crowd had finished singing it because the couldn't start the national anthem cos of the noise... Nearly 20 years later Dazza's still singing his song before the Cox plate.

I could send ya some😎.... Happy to share it's greatness. False.. I think it's the whole cage thing. Tnp loves fresh fairy floss (cotton candy / candy floss) on the stick.

No guesses on what the original is?

I think I can out wierd Saz..cos this is just wrong on so many levels....oh an please none of you blokes get ya tackle out....scienery is pretty good. I kinda feel like I need to apologise for this.

True...Sarge loves any food...his favourite is lettuce....he sits and watches me unpack the groceries and chucks a spaz when he sees the lettuce, especially iceberg...but his most favourite is Vegemite toast. Tnp has tried Vegemite and liked it.

True ... Yeah NAH...False..I do it all at once, sometimes. TNP can ballroom dance (at least a waltz and a foxtrot)

Is that a birka swim suit?

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True...but I was pretty smashed so I only have vague memories of it. TNP...has been able to talk themselves out of a speeding fine/ticket?

True...and an early bird. Tnp gets creeped out when underground.

False & false....I wear 1-5 earrings, a fidget ring, a bracelet or watch and sometimes a necklace...no tattoos while my dad is alive unless the saints win the footy. TNP....has a sport team they love.

NOPE... Not on Remembrance Day...101 years since the Great War ended....remembering all who have been lost or suffered while serving in conflicts.

True .... Ocean is the best, rough and dirty (under tow, rips.. not polluted) is best...the bay, rivers...lakes, dams on farms even though they are muddy and have yabbies. TNP hates when they get new tech and have to relearn shit.