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1 is the lie....cos that's a mighty change from honor roll.

Preggas You say: Preg-gars. To be pregnant. So didja hear Cheryl's preggas?

Mongrel Considering I live in a country where ya call ya enemies mate and ya mates cvnts.....this is actually a pretty big insult. It denotes a person or behaviour who is lower than low. Gee that Toby Green is a real mongrel. Did ya see him kick Dahlhaus in the face. Total mongrel act.

Her you mob up north sure as shit have different meanings for things... Lingo say it right: ling-go Meaning: language Some people reckon we speak our own lingo but I dunno pretty sure we all just talk English. Snap.....hmmmm

( o )( o ) .... Mornin G-ski. ,

(^has another meaning down here so can revisit next time round) In like Flynn .... To quickly achieve a goal or success, often sexually... Did you catch Kev at the bar last night, he buggered off early cos he was in like Flynn with that chick.

True...and still not sure if it's the next person or poster.... TNP...has fallen asleep in the bath before.

( . Y . ) ... Naughty naughty

Grouse Regional slang to Victoria Australia. To express that something is of a superior quality...or really good. I went to the beach on the weekend and it was grouse.

Oodnadatta .... Bonus points if ya can pronounce it....

1...gents

You know what fogetfulness is a sign of don't you?

Ok.... I'm Gunna guess 2, not because I don't think ya smart an all but I had to google buck dancing and honour society and the honour society says it's for highschool kids so I think, in the art of Pullin a trixy....you were inducted but it was in highschool not middle school so 2 is the lie. I really want 3 to be true cos that's kinda cool as.

Is "act your age and not your shoe size" not a saying in the US?

Switch hitter

She's looking a bit long in the tooth

( * ) ( * ) naughty naughty

And the winner is....... Jillar.... 1. True, still don't know how I pulled off the turn into the highway. 2. True, only damage was a popped tyre, bent rim, and two sprained wrists from gripping the steering wheel so tightly...oh and that was the night I through away my big quit. 3. Lie...but only because it was an Emu and not a Wombat.

Hold ya horses peeps...a girls gotta think....hmmmm.. 1. I once had my brakes fail while coming down off some mountains doing 100 (60m/hr) heading into a T intersection with the Sth Gippy highway on a blind bend. 2. I once swerved to miss a kangaroo ( @Cbdave just slapped his forehead and mumbled something about stupid city drivers) hit the dirt and ended up travelling backwards down the freeway doing 140 (yep speeding) while still in drive on the two passenger side wheels only. 3. I once said to my little cousins and sisters who were in the car with me as I took the my brother's place 7 hours away for the school holidays...keep your eyes open we might see some wombats only to turn the corner and hit one in the middle of the road.

@peeper you lasted 30 hours without a smoke, so what did you learn? You learnt you can not smoke for a while day, and in your own words it was easy. So break it down, just quit for one day, you know you can do that...you already did...then the next morning when you wake up just quit for that day, only focus on not smoking for that day. The point is you only focus on 24 hours, one day, and you know that you can totally nail that. Don't worry about yesterday, forget about tomorrow...the only thing you can control is the now and in the now you do not smoke.

^ just like with how we have a cuppa we are all different.. saddly there is no miracle cure, the only consistent thing with all former smokers is we decided to take back control in our lives ...we choose not to put something in out mouths and set it on fire.

Why can't dinner cook itself?

Making a whole page of Boobies in the game thread.