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We all take early retirement. Piano

Bread

6....oh Newbies, newbies where are you

Mulligrubs .... This is the reason Aussie grow up the way we do...this was a hit kids tv show..

Cut

Fellatio

Chicken - Lamb - Beef

Zither

Thespian

If I get just a fraction of tonight's $110million Powerball I'll be a happy camper. Luck

So this used to live elsewhere on a Sundee but ya know wot it deserves its own home. So the concept is simple...following the alphabet list a slang word that's normal for you, an example and a translation (those Scottish lasses, The Wees, have some pearlers). Those trixy letters can be skipped although we do encourage @Sslip's Algebraic Law Of X, or playing a SLOX where you start with x= ## and the number starts your play...or, X=69 Spose I betta go first.. Avo. pronounced Av-oh Example: yeah-NAH ta, I'll av some avo on me sanga. Translation: yes thanks, I'll have some avocado on my sandwich.

Monkey Mia, Western Australia Cos only in Australia would we name our big nature reserve tourist attract to see the dolphins after a completely different animal Oh and the town before Monkey Mia...that would be Shark Bay...enjoy that swim with the dolphins.

(to get to) The Other Side - Hugh Jackman & Zac Efron. What did she find there?

I need knickers

Give me so much pride. But then again

What's a cheque? yeah-NAH, just joshing False, I have never owned a cheque book. TNP has never had a filling

How should I act when my age is my shoe size?

Tantrum throwing nutjobs

Away in a manger

Control knob

6...mornin Andy, congrats on the world cup that should be the kiwis

I'm Gunna say 2 cos your more a price is right kinda girl. 1 and 3 are totally plausible ... So I say 2.

Are you calling me a clown?

Congratulations on your new little princess. She is a tiny little bundle, make sure your DIL has warm fluffy socks and lipgloss....who knows why but my grandma used to always take in scare pack for all the new mums that had warm fluffy socks and lipgloss (and other stuff) and her witches breastmilk brew and everyone's fave were the lipgloss and socks.