notsmokinjo

Congratulations on your new little princess. She is a tiny little bundle, make sure your DIL has warm fluffy socks and lipgloss....who knows why but my grandma used to always take in scare pack for all the new mums that had warm fluffy socks and lipgloss (and other stuff) and her witches breastmilk brew and everyone's fave were the lipgloss and socks.

Are they smaller than a 42?

^ a bit concerned you have Jo cam I was doing the whole morning crap ya have to do.. then running (power walking) for the bus, checking the news and now I'm here. I suspect 3 is the lie but as I am late to the party I shall have to say it's #1.

14..Gski

^well of course Pluto the planet wouldn't be in there cos there's no such thing, stupid NASA de-planeted it. Quince past...cos it's wanky and pretentious.

You can spend time in the games threads...they are heaps of fun...except the stupid sticks and chicks game..there is no point playing that one it would just be a waist of ya time.

Eucalyptus diamond

Roight Piggy where's ya answer...I wanna go to bed, where I can stare at the clock for a few hours only to be rudely awaken minutes later by the flippin alarm

Remember how when you were little you used to stand on empty drink cans so they folded round ya shows and then pretend you were a tap dancer. Oh alright, I'm not just remembering...but seriously, empty bus stop, in the middle of nowhere..and 2 empty cans on the ground...wouldn't you?

Oh you poor Dil...come and catlovers grandbaby.... it's not so bad out here little one.. Sending up a prayer for mum & bub.

You might be right Jillar...I mean surely all blokes have had at least one period of their life where they have gone yeah-NAH stuff this shaving gig, I can't be bothered and just grown a beard.

Jillar... Did you mean you thought 1 was the lie and 2 was true?.... I'll let ya change... Quick before a turd..um third shows up. @Linda Thomas, @Sazerac, @Doreensfree, @Rozuki @Joe7..... Wanna guess....

Remember your first posts....you amaze me Linda....how much you have grown from I'm too old and not strong enough...I love how being free has let you take back your life and yourself.

Well my porn star name is Tof Farrell so as long as there's whiskey in the jar I can be Captain Farrell.

What an awesome thread to start my day with, although I am sure the others on my train are wonder just what on earth has me laughing like a loon. It's always great to have another Jo/e ... We're a special breed that's for sure and everyone's lives are so much better for having us in them...although I want a pirate name too now... So my brain fog seemed to last forever but I think in hindsight (such a wonderfully useless thing) that it was prolonged by using NRT and it didn't really clear until I'd flicked that too. I also tend to be a bit scatty anywho. Juice is a magical elixir, I reckon pineapple juice is the way to go. Now just promise us one thing, you think you're at the point were ya gunna chuck ya quit post an SOS and committ to reading 4 responses before doing anything stupid like putting a burning coffin nail in ya gob. Welcome... You got this mate!

@jillar.... @Wee fluffy me.... @WeegieWoman....come and play, @reciprocity finally pulled his finger out his arse and gave us a question ..

I didn't even want to quit and now I'm kicking myself I didn't do it sooner. Never thought I'd be able to. Now..I don't see myself ever smoking again. As to when it got better...don't really know it was so gradual that one day I went, hey haven't thought about smoking for??? Since??..dunno when..woohoo. Don't worry about when, worry about NOW.... especially in the early days focus on today...tomorrow isn't here yet and yesterday can't be rewritten.

Omg you're kidding, you've never grown a beard? But wouldn't that keep your face warm in those negative temps ??? So clearly I think b is true....now my powers of deduction are alluding me...I'm pretty sure from anatomy and physiology classes most people with ABve (yes the rarest, but a bit handy if you need a donation cos you can get from any other negative) come from Korea, Japan and China...I never could work out why A+ was most common in Aboriginals and those who have Viking ancestry.....oh look a train...um, nope what was I thinking about...oh yes that's it...it is just slightly possible that you have ABve blood now there was another choice...twins, hmm try twins run in your family...but are you being trixy and using the fact that you are one of those two s to make this one false ...I'd do something like that ...arrggghhhh why do I always over think these .....hmmmm .... Oh now I'm second guessing my twin knowledge...Jillar is a twin, cos jack n Jill went up the hill.....nope decided.. 3. is the lie, cos while it's true twins run in your family it is also true you are one (hopefully...cos us Aussies are a bit light on wins atm)

I know @reciprocity.....and guess what..they frickin lied...it's always, when this issue is fixed, when that issue is fixed...but it ain't ever Gunna happen...my doctor has eased the restriction on my liscense so I'm looking at new (used) cars ATM....which will make my trip in and out easier each day...and quicker...and less anxiety.

Confession: Monday to Friday I course Batman twice a day....in the morning as a run down his flippin hill to catch the bus and every night as I run up the same hill to get to the flippin train, I course Batman, I curse his flippin hill, I course me bloody heels...and half the time I belt down the hill only to have the driver say so sad too bad, bus too full...and then I have to stare at this... And I course Batman some more...

True...it looks better. TNP let's their dishes air dry. (It's actually more hygienic..especially in warmer climates because tea towels are germ breading grounds as soon as they get wet)

Doubly glad to be an Aussie after reading all this. Vapes have even stricter laws here than cigarettes...completely illegal in some states. I did have the discussion with the kid, basically she thinks it's even more stupid than smoking and smoking is about as stupid as you can get. So they argue there product is a quit device, then how the hell do they justify making it more addictive...turn it up fellas, do they really think we're that stupid not to see it for what it is, a mad scramble to hang onto their dying cash cow.

@Rozuki ... Turn it up 57 is fribbles weather...in Melbourne it rarely dips below 50 during daylight hours but when the winds coming from the Arctic that can feel a lot lower...today's high was 57 but feels like 42.8 .... I was not impressed....it gets colder inland and in the ranges but let's put it this way...my kid has never seen snow in all her 13 years. @Linda Thomas ... Our seasons are the opposite of yours....so summer for us is December to Feb.....I've had a 109° Christmas day....which is why I hate the flippin Chrissy song Let It Snow and Its Cold Outside....cos baby it's not.

I don't get why the rest of the world can't get Jimmy Little either. Not sure if you guys have Spotify but a lot of your vids I can't access on you tube I can access on Spotify. Yep...ditto!

Enjoy Roz...cos it's flippin freezing down here...expecting a rainy (14)..um... 57....it's so cold don't wanna get outta bed...currently 48 (9)...much too cold!