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Weegie nailed the spoo and turtling is when you are hanging for the dunny and like a turtle poking its head outta it's shell a hard poo starts poking its head out ya body.....you've not been there, done that?

Good morning fellow NOPErs....so here I was all ready to shout out international juggling day but NOPE.....today is Boo's wedding day...so best wishes mate, may the NOPE be with you. Sending best wishes for a long and happy life to Boo & Sugar Britches ...that's a yep....... Putting something in my mouth and setting it on fire.....that's a NOPE, today, tomorrow and forever.

Or is it just a really big Satdee night?

So if you haven't sharted have you ever had a turtle or spoo?

This one goes out to @Boo....not sure you will even log on today.....

Congrats Pearlie on ya ripper 3 years! (Was a bit worried about where the necklace thing was going until the pics loaded )

Woohoo it's Friday...nothing beats a NOPE on Friday...well some things do, but ya know, mixed company and all . So not only is today smoke free but it is also Bourban Day ... Ye it's a thing, so even in the drinking days was not really a fan but millions of peeps around the world love this stuff so thank you America....see technically, if you are an alcohol snob, to be considered a Bourban it must be made in the USA and have at least 50% corn, which is what gives it that distinct taste.... So happy Bourban day. NOPE....cause I deserve to breath easy.

Thursday 13th June is Sewing Machine Day... Did you know that the sewing machine is a French invention from the 1830s? Well it is. It wasn't that long ago that every house had a sewing machine, now not so much. But if you do have one, pull it out and have a go, busy work on the machine is a great way to kill a crave. NOPE.... Not today, tomorrow or ever again.

@Reci is right, your up.... Cos I did go to band camp and I was house captain but the only two successful protests I lead were for paper recycling boxes in each class and for the girls to be allowed on the oval at lunch and for the girls to have an interschool cricket team. Sport Houses...when you start school every student gets assigned a colour house (red, blue, green & gold). Usually in highschool (7-12) your house will also be named after someone famous. So in primary school (prep to grade 6) I was in gold/yellow...then in both my highschool a I was in blue, but at one it was called Flinders (after Matthew Flinders the explorer) and at the other it was called Xavier (after St Francis Xavier, patron st of Australia)...so 1/4 of the school is in each house....and then once a year each house competes against the other in a swimming carnival, an athletics day, a cross country event and other stuff not limited to sport like debating etc. You compete for points and the house with the most wins, and what do you win...well the honour of rubbing it in the others faces. My school also had interhouse basketball, netball, cricket, table tennis, footy(Aussie), soccer, tennis, hockey (field) and volleyball comps. The you have school rep teams that compete against other schools in a heap of sports.

And Vegemite makes it perfect!

Wednesday 12th of June sees the sunny USofA gift us with National Beef Jerky Day...while dried and preserved meats are feature of global cultures the term Jerky is an American derivative of a Spanish word stollen from one of the traditional South American languages....and like so many other things from around the world my people have taken it and perfected it.... And so on Beef Jerky Day I say... NOPE....not one puff ever!

Sending all my love to you, the kids and grandkids during this time and for the days to come. Hold the happy memories close and remember those times. I life lived well is a life that was loved.

Don't American schools have sport houses? Where all the kids are split into colour houses (red, blue, green & gold) to compete against each other....like the houses in Harry Potter only without a magic hat to sort you.

Rolling my eyes at the following conversation I had this evening with a 44yo adult...who wouldn't know sarcasm if it punched him in the face.... X: is there sweets? Me: you can have some fruit X:wot fruit? Me: in the fridge. Oranges, apples, pears and plums. X: Apples? You can make apple crumble. Me: Nope. You said you are on a diet and need to watch your weight. X: But apple crumble is health. It has apples and oats.

True...and more than once...three times in a cars, once in a ski biscuit. TNP has been bitten by something poisonous.

Hmmmm.....um.....okey dokey.. 1. When I went to school I went on band camp. 2. When I went to school I was the sport house captain. 3. When I went to school I lead a protest to have a coffee machine installed for the senior students.

It would be chilly down the prom...love it there but prefer the west coast and great Ocean road. Did you know great Ocean road is the largest and longest war memorial in the world?

We won't get them here, can't say I'm sad....juuling/vaping has less legal rights than smoking here. Listening to my daughter explain to me that paper and pens are like cave man tools....

True! Multiple...things with 8 legs and anything requiring me to be underground .. and cold things that clink in your glass. TNP has at least one food that makes them be a little bit sick even just thinking about it.

Well I have to say 2 is the lie...cos it's all that's left...it's probable that all the Britskis have seen ya son on telly but this forum is pretty globally diverse so unless ya son is Simon Cowell, an ya not that old, not sure who we all could have seen.

Oh that's clever logic Jillar.

Hmmmm....... 1. ....This could be true...I even imagine you sitting there arms crossed and pouty lips waiting for someone to remove it... 2. ..... This could be true....and I think is. 3.... This could be true, but if this is true then one would be the lie because you would have said sauerkraut instead of coleslaw. So one is the lie.