notsmokinjo

@peeper you lasted 30 hours without a smoke, so what did you learn? You learnt you can not smoke for a while day, and in your own words it was easy. So break it down, just quit for one day, you know you can do that...you already did...then the next morning when you wake up just quit for that day, only focus on not smoking for that day. The point is you only focus on 24 hours, one day, and you know that you can totally nail that. Don't worry about yesterday, forget about tomorrow...the only thing you can control is the now and in the now you do not smoke.

^ just like with how we have a cuppa we are all different.. saddly there is no miracle cure, the only consistent thing with all former smokers is we decided to take back control in our lives ...we choose not to put something in out mouths and set it on fire.

Why can't dinner cook itself?

Making a whole page of Boobies in the game thread.

We all take early retirement. Piano

Bread

6....oh Newbies, newbies where are you

Mulligrubs .... This is the reason Aussie grow up the way we do...this was a hit kids tv show..

Cut

Fellatio

Chicken - Lamb - Beef

Zither

Thespian

If I get just a fraction of tonight's $110million Powerball I'll be a happy camper. Luck

So this used to live elsewhere on a Sundee but ya know wot it deserves its own home. So the concept is simple...following the alphabet list a slang word that's normal for you, an example and a translation (those Scottish lasses, The Wees, have some pearlers). Those trixy letters can be skipped although we do encourage @Sslip's Algebraic Law Of X, or playing a SLOX where you start with x= ## and the number starts your play...or, X=69 Spose I betta go first.. Avo. pronounced Av-oh Example: yeah-NAH ta, I'll av some avo on me sanga. Translation: yes thanks, I'll have some avocado on my sandwich.

Monkey Mia, Western Australia Cos only in Australia would we name our big nature reserve tourist attract to see the dolphins after a completely different animal Oh and the town before Monkey Mia...that would be Shark Bay...enjoy that swim with the dolphins.

(to get to) The Other Side - Hugh Jackman & Zac Efron. What did she find there?

I need knickers

Give me so much pride. But then again

What's a cheque? yeah-NAH, just joshing False, I have never owned a cheque book. TNP has never had a filling

How should I act when my age is my shoe size?

Tantrum throwing nutjobs

Away in a manger

Control knob