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How you travelling there Joey 8toe? Hope it's smooth sailing and fair winds. Just checking in to make sure your sucking some limes so you don't get no scurvy.

Seeya ron ... See you later on Basically it's "goodbye"...even if you never intend to see the other person again ... Usually it'll just be seeya if there is defo no way

Well it's been at least a fortnight since I featured an Aussie...so this one I kinda know where @Doreensfree is Gunna vote but the if @Cbdave shows up he might vote with Farnsie but I spose we will just have to wait and see what the rest of you mob go for...and yes technically Farnham was born in the UK but if ya listen to the bloke talk he fruckin Aussie as... So in the corner for the Original and Liverpool we have the Beatles And the challenger with the cover, representing Australia we have John Farnham ..... Giving the song a whole new life... Yes @Sazerac this is the Sadie the Cleaning Lady Johnny Farnham. Oh...here is a live version of Farnsie...

If my trains running early or late in the morning and I don't have to run down Batman hill I have my coffee at the Aussie bureau of meteorology with a the meteorology folk....they have awesome postcards.

(hmmmm...will have to revisit nailed later..has another meaning down here) Onya bike... Basically a polite way to dismiss someone or tell the fruck off... Onya bike ... Get on your bike and leave.... So basically "begone you foil thing"... "Fruck off d1ckhead"

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Mappa Tassie. .. (map of Tassie, or road map of Tasmania to use the formal)... Refers to a woman with a hairy pubic area .... " She's a bit if an oright but she's got a real mappa Tassie."

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Oh this is hard...hmmmm...all could be true and all could be a lie.... Ok ... I think that 3 is the fib...you would rather talk face to face.

False..but I have the sheep equivalent. TNP has had lambs fry.

Sitting on the first bus on my way home and realised every night I look up so I can see the Australian Bereuo of Meteorology building and say to myself oh I should tell Saz....lol...Guess wot Saz

OMG stop with the spiders!

14.... Morning Britskis

This is if I do what @Sazerac says and let it just be..and this is without humidity...let's just say way worse! And with product..

Idiot box The television.

Well I'll take 1 cos it's all that's left.

13 Omg...I'm doomed...I played bloody 13

Oops...forgot to say in hot weather (over 35) make sure if you go the product route if it's not the good stuff ya hair feels goopy and slimey all day.

So with the record hot temps and humidity our Britskis sisters and misters are living with at the moment I thought I would jump in with some remedies for those afros your kinky hair is turning into. @Sslip you can just move along, this thread isn't for you. Now personally my kinky hair is of the fine, whispy fairy floss variety. ( Um fair floss = cotton candy / Candy floss)...if ya hair is thick an kinky pretty sure these will still help. Oh an if anyone else has tips, don't just sit there twiddling your thumbs, share... 1. Salt Water... So this has some downsides, it will make your hair heavier and you need to like that beach tosselled look...but basically you just need to spray your hair with salt water...you can make your own by dissolving 1 cup salt in 2.5 cups of water OR next time ya at the beach just bring home a container of the stuff (do this)...spray it in ya damp hair and when it dries you get that beach look. 2. If ya hair is long (this is my go to) just do a messy bun. Not sure how the messy bun works if ya hair is thick, so plaits or braids. 3. Hair is short... product ... Hair wax works for the blokes and the super short. 4. Longer hair can go the product route too but if ya do is best to go for a defrizz, curl enhancing cream and embrace the kink. 5. (If you can) leave your conditioner in...yep you read right.. wash ya hair like normal, just don't wash out the conditioner. My sister does this. 6. Shave and wax your head...it's cheaper and much less work.

True...most nights two twice...I cook for the dogs every night... I cook for the people's 5-6 nights a week. (The kid cooks one night, and we get take away or eat out, maybe, one night). TNP hates their own cooking

I see @Boo's Space Cowboy and raise him a ....