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3am....making a giant costume for the kids drama class tomorrow...asked for it at midnight when she woke me up cos she forgot.... giants don't need necks do they?

My ex father in-law had a psycho vicious dog that had to be chained up in the yard when I visited because it hated me...it hated everyone, especially chicks, but it really hated me...when I was preggas with the kid I became it's best friend, followed me around, sat at my feet, growled at anyone who came near me...when the kid was born...back to hating me but doted on the kid. Cash is Gunna be an awesome big brother.

Girl... 7lb 8oz I dunno I just think Baby Boo is pink....but she'll be a little league legend.

So in my family as soon as ya announce ya preggas one of the uncles starts a book....yeah we bet on the baby.... So to play along you need to nominate boy or girl and also the weight....let's see who hits the mark.

Oh .... Glory Doreen....yep that's the perfect name. Please not Honey, I think that would be a boo boo.

I thought of another.... Before I die I wanna cross the Simpson in a four wheel drive.

Plenty of time still to get ya welding gear out and baby proof the house....

False....never, ever, I'm very responsible driver..yeah-nah I'm just a tinny-arsed sh1t an never been done. Tnp has had a parking ticket

Well done of doing the Barbie smoke free, from memory the anxiety of faving it was harder than not smoking while I was there. Hope you don't have the SOLs too bad.

Singapore....shopping, gin drinks, awesome food....oh it's getting close.

G'day @DeadlyChicken....nice to have another Aussie onboard. So I used the NRT chewies to get through the first months. Luckily no side effects. I have mates who have had successfully quit using champix without side effects. I wouldn't recommend it though because the side effects can be deadly, a month in hospital with a DVT taught me that. I would mix up the NRT gums with pks or extra or Chuppa Chups. Minties and Fantales are ripper options...they take long enough to eat that the crave will pass.

I was likin Austin for a boy, cos he'd be Aussie for short.

Please don't do a Steve Erwin and name ya kid after ya dog...poor bloody Cash...although if ya have a little boy he could be Carter😉. Um...seeing as ya into musical names...Willie would be like calling ya kid Dick. OMG....just thought of a ripper for your little princess... Abigail...it means her father rejoiced...but even better you can shorten it to Abs!

And yes tomato sauce (ketchup) does fruckin go on everything, even ice cream!

I just thought about the dates...hmm you Gunna have a back up name incase BB is born on 4th July? The kid was due around Australia Day and I had special names incase she was born then (Matilda for a girl and Jarrah for a boy). So...when ya suggesting names for BB maybe consider reserve picks for a 4th of July baby. So 4th of July girl could be... Glory...and it means happiness. (The kids name means strong and independent, cos I thought if she was a chick she'd need those qualities ...let me tell you by the time she was 2.5 I'd decided if I ever had another kid its name was meaning "I do wot I'm told")

So now ya preggas you are about to learn that one of the hardest and funnest things you can do is name ya kid....but no wuzzas mate, we got ya back. Don't waste no money on books....we'll sort ya. I know ya Gunna cheat and find out what flavour baby ya having so ya not going to start the name game t then but until then Baby boo is still a magic baby (dunno yet)... So let's help Boo n Sugar Britches name our, um I mean their baby.

Cheer everything.....

OMG...you've done it now, bowled a maiden over an gone and got the missus up the dufff. Boo, Sugar Britches and Cash, hugest congrats to you all...such an exciting bit of news...ok so confession I mights got teary reading you talk about the heart beat... I remember hearing the kids ticker for the first time...so amazing. So I see the new OCD obsession for Boo....pregnancy & parenting books.... Put the books down...my grandma popped out 10 ankle biters and her advice to me was every pregnancy is different so don't get caught up in those books. Don't drive ya missus crazy, remember happy mum, happy bub...I'm sure I told the kids dad "I don't give a fruck what the fruckin book says...you know what you can do with the fruckin book dontcha?"...everything in moderation my friend cos books are even harder to pull outta ya arse than they are to get in there. You are Gunna love being a dad...sure you'll **** up cos they don't come with a manual but she'll be right, you're an awesome dad to your fur baby Cash so you got this. And your bubba (is it wierd I keep wanting to say girl) is never going to have memories of you as a smoker...to them you will be a never smoker. You have 31 weeks to work out how to load photos cos we will wanna see pics.

An if ya ask a local the directions will go somethin like this... "Yeah-nah luv ya going the wrong way ...first ya gotta chuck a yewey...then ya gotta head that way fer about oh I dunno, about 20 mins, yeah?, take the left at the big tree, then in about 15mins you'll come to a T, go right, right? an jus keep drivin, then bobs ta uncle an ya can't miss it."

Before I die I want to watch the sun rise at Gallipoli.

Sitting at home all alone wondering where my kid is, I mean she's with her dad, but no message, no call, Nada....

Veggie Well obviously vegetables, as in "come on eat ya bloody vegies of ya not gettin a super dooper fer sweets" But also an insult for someone who is stupid. "Stop being a vegie"...usually after you say or do something pretty bloody stupid. Oh my god, I just got me a fizzchick message in from @Fab one of me fellow Aussies.....he wants me to go a proxy for him for W.... "Wake up Australia, Tasmania's floating away"....basically pay attention dickhead.

True...didn't everyone have to play that game in highschool as a trust and teamwork activity...there is also the holahoop game and the pingpong ball game...I promise I went to Catholic school. Tnp...just looked back at their school years and thought "wot were they thinking"

Looking for a cat to point at to see if it really hates it.