Jump to content

Random thoughts...


Recommended Posts

So I have lots of random thoughts... and well sometimes its just nice to share....this thread is a spot to share any random thought you might have..

 

Random thought: If I me body has to heat the icecream up before it can digest it that should burn energy therefore shouldn't eating icecream take more energy than ya get outa it and therefore be low fat even if its made with fat milk?

Edited by notsmokinjo
So peeps know this is for everyone's random thoughts not just mine
  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
  • Replies 643
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

Talking of bird shit my husband is the pure daftie that has a convertible. And any hint of sunshine the roof is down. One day he was driving to the toon and drove under a railway bridge. Where there a

Well this conversation takes me back to one of my life's most innocent and embarrassing moments.  Was definitely in my younger years when gas stations quit having attendants pump your gas.  I did not

Posted Images

Should I start a new thread with my plan to ensure Straya's World Domination... maybe I shouldn't cos then everyone will know how to defeat us. Maybe I should just write a letter to the pm and get him to do it or the treasurer because it will involve a lot of money... why do I always think of this in the afternoon, is thinking of this linked to coffee consumption or Sovereign Hill Raspberry drops.... hmmm.... more coffee o'clockski

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Lad?.. Do you really think a mere male could devise a fool proof plan to ensure strayas global domination and financial supremacy... Pfft... Did you not see my profile booby?

Edited by notsmokinjo
  • Haha 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Random thought: Do ya reckon that the speed limit signs have nothin ta do with the legal fuckin limit and are just put there by the bloody bastards at Vicroads (or whoever where yous live) to fark with ya head. Every fuckin time I'm on the freeway the sign says 100 but me bloody speedo says 50 if I'm lucky! Stop mocking me stupid speed signs.

Edited by notsmokinjo
  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Its gunna be a stinka today so the younguns fer sure will make me catch, just checked the plate blue and he's a fucken soft co(k prick so I reakon if I have some cabbage an beans for breaky an some dimmies at the clubrooms before the game something good can come from catching.

 

(Optional translation service: Its going to be really hot today. The younger girls in my team don't like to play catcher in the heat so it is likely they will make me do it. I have checked who will be umpiring the game and I don't like him so I am going to eat foods likely to produce flatulence.)

Edited by notsmokinjo
  • Like 1
  • Haha 4
Link to post
Share on other sites

Please keep us updated on how the umpire enjoyed your farts, lol. Which reminds me of a joke......................

 

Why don't little girls fart?

 

Because they don't have an asshole until they get married!  laughing-hard-smiley-emoticon.gif

  • Like 1
  • Haha 5
Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah well the great cabbage revenge flippin backfired didn't it when I had to do a plate in the men's slot and the freakin catcher had the plummers crack from hell... was so tempted to spit me freakin big league chew in it.... argh no wonder I was crook all freaking weekend... unless I caught Slips man flu

 

 

Do ya eva wonda if Kim Jong-Un an Trump use the same baraber?

  • Haha 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

You even joking about the man flu means you got all you deserved from the catcher!

 

How did softball go at the weekend, did you avoid catcher duty?

Link to post
Share on other sites

No... had to catch the full game in 34 deg temps .... then blued a mens game ... then was bar b1tch for a few hours... got home, sat down, bent over to get the cleats and ankle braces off and woke up at 9am with the laces still in my hands. Next weekend off an then its finals.

Edited by notsmokinjo
Link to post
Share on other sites

Yesterday I had lunch with the boss and I had Fegatini di pollo saltati e cipolla... I'll just let ya google that one. :) 

Not lunch fer a few ours yet but I'm plannin on a Vegemite sanga cos thats wot the kid made me.

  • Haha 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

Random Thought:  FFS, I just realised that Straya is a sheila an the USA is a freaking bloke… so if they bumped uglies an didn’t glove up what would the fuckin kid be???

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


About us

QuitTrain®, a quit smoking support community, was created by former smokers who have a deep desire to help people quit smoking and to help keep those quits intact.  This place should be a safe haven to escape the daily grind and focus on protecting our quits.  We don't believe that there is a "one size fits all" approach when it comes to quitting smoking.  Each of us has our own unique set of circumstances which contributes to how we go about quitting and more importantly, how we keep our quits.

 

Our Message Board Guidelines

Get in touch

Follow us

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Guidelines