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wedding Singer

Tim Minchin... Lay down misere on that one. Comedians Adam or Benny ... Hill that is.

Child bride

Goooooooooooooooooooooood Morning Viet-naaaam! (For the soundtrack alone) I was gunna do a food one, buuut... Movies: Leathal Weapon or Beverly Hills Cop

(After a coin toss cos I couldn't pick)... Recovery - Tape Deck Heart What's for dinner?

Tonic

A man on his period I put in lots of purple and a saltire

Egg custard

^its Fluffy's bus

Cos sometimes old school:

XII

Nuggets

How hard would it be to be a sign language translator? (I think I found a universal sign, seeing as we each have our own sign languages)

Corn beef is what corned beef was before it slipped into the past tense. Is 2truths an a lie moonlighten as ask a stoop question?

Pretending to listen to stories of the good ole days an laughing when everyone else does an typing posts here cis I kinda wanna (yay me didn't say need) a coffin nail cos their all doing me head in an if I have one-a them I can go outski fer some sanity time. I won't though cos that'd be frickin retarded... Knew this would be a testing day.

I'm gunna just read Boos posts, they make me break out ina sweat just thinkin about it, easy there's me work out dunski!... Ffs mate, good thing ya gave up the durries cos there ain't no way you'd be doing that shlt an still avin gaspers. Well I just caught 5 innings in 23degC, (73.5F) and 75km/hr (46.6miles/hr) winds and slid twice (so i'd be watchin fir seismic activity in a few hrs yeah) an despite that we lost our final by a run (to the team i frickin hate with a frickin passion) so besides walking the dogs and training for masters once a fortnight i'm not doing jack until September.

Standing outside the church trying to get relos in the car so I can dump them at the wake an drive the 45min back to were I started to play my semi. Ffs times a tickin dicknobs... Its not like ya not about to spend the next 8hrs sinking plss and talking bout the good OK days.

Gunna be scarce today... Kid plays at 9.30... Then have to be 45mins away for a funeral by 11.30... Then have to play at 2 ...

Woohoo... I can stop fixating on it now.

Weegie darl how fvckin hard ya hittin the terps fer st paddy's day? Jill you take it cos I switched to 3

Nah I like 3 now... Wot about those questions gotvys engine running? The snakes?

^ I said 1 first but just fer shlts n giggles I'll say 3

So I got the first one. But what's the second one, is it zodiac?

I've had 5 he's sleep in the past 53 hours I can process this shlt, specially while I'm trying ta get whispers frickin movie....Aaargghhh... Ffs.. Um 1... Cos bond would need James to be part of ya name an Seamus is Irish for James but I thought you were Shane ... I can't fyvckjn do this shlt