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Don't you wipe ya bums after the toilet in the us? Are there no Indian resteraunts?

Isn't an Indian burn what ya bum feels the morning after some dodgey vindaloo?

Cos he's always bloody guilty. Why do everyone else's farts stibk an mine smell like flowers?

1 is the lie.

Are you saying your hubby lies?

And out came Some toasted toes I put in some orange peel

Chair

Umbrellas

Does your bro lie like mine..?

Omg Fluffy has Sherlocked the shit outa this and is right... 1. Dad had to take me with him when he played footy or basketball or cricket, so when I was little (u/10) I had to go inta the change rooms with him... He would make my sit in the corner an look at the wall but I learnt an awesome vocab and heaps of sh1t little girls should neva know. 2. Went to a TISM gig already in plaster an on crutches, decided to stand at the barricade at the front of stage, spent the night crushed up against the barricade dodging the crowd surfers as the went over, copped a boot to the head so hard I had a bruise on the side of me face in the pattern of a Doc tread...and was comfortably numb until the grog wore off...crutches an broken ribs are not fun! 3.... Of course I didn't drive home, i drove a kingswood HJ station wagon, I'd just sleep in the boot.

I'm waiting Fluffy... Get ya sherlock on lass.

Top of the mornin to ya an a happy St Paddy's day.. So for today its a NOPE to be sure, to be sure, to be sure.

Don't you think we were awesome sisters to grow up with?

Did ya ever think we might just love going fishing with him cos we always get a bite?

On Golden Pond "A revolution without dancing is revolution not worth having"

Can I have 4 shots?

Hmmm OK.... 1. I spent a large portion of my childhood in men's change (locker) rooms during winter. 2. I once got broken ribs and sever concussion at a TISM gig but was so drunk I didn't realise until the next day. 3. I would drive 3 hours to see a band play in a pub and drive home that night.

1 is also true... 3 weeks after I turned 16 my dad remembered my birthday so I guilted him into letting me change me name.. I used to have an 18 letter hyphenated first name and the worlds most famous historical prostitute as my middle name. I just got rid of the hooker and the hyphen an use the name after the hyphen as my middle name. 3 was the lie.

Wasn't it Dean Proffit's chainsaw. What is a rama-lama-ding-dong?

an heres the episode with Kylie just fer the brits

Immortality Where is the end of the rainbow?

Well done Slip .... 2 is definately TRUE.... like you the Kid's middle name is after a grand parent... she is named for her great grandma, a women who not only raised her own kids but all the strays they bought home too... a woman who sewed basketball uniforms for 3 teams and also knitted enough jumpers for a full footy team. Guess again.

Cornish.. never heard of a cheese an onion pasty. Snags... german or polish?

39 steps, nah mate there's only 10 steps in the program. What is the Giants Causeway?

oh... :( I thought you were going to say your mum was a fan of Sounds Of Music and your got Fredrick from there. 1. At 16 I legally changed my name by depol 2. The kids middle name is Sheila 3. I didn't change my surname when I got married.