notsmokinjo

There are no words to make this better or take away your pain but as you look back at the memories of your shared lives focus on the laughter and the cheer. Know also that you are in our thoughts at this time. So sorry for your loss and your friends death much too soon.

You frickin bloody ripper. Well doneski me Scottish mate.... Hope ya have a brill celebration.

1. True: Tear up whenever they have an Aussie medal ceremony but anyone from any country tears up and I'm a goner. When the little scot girl hit her swim gold tonight an she sang along to flower of Scotland... Gone. 2. Lie. I'll cheer for england over sth Africa...dunno why it just is. 3. True: I feel sorry for Canada they are doing OK and aren't even in the news at home. So @jillar won

No shit sherlock... I thought everyone knew that the first Friday in April is Commando Friday... I'm not wearing any undies either... are you the only one who didn't get the memo?

Sangkhaya fak thong (Aka... thai stuffed pumpkin dessert.)

well I figured if he had called you it was only to ask who was paying ya mum's bills and we would have heard a vent about it. shitski.... 1. I cry during medal ceremonies even when its not my country 2. I will cheer for any team ahead of England in the commonwealth 3. I have been cheering for Canada (when there aren't aussies) because @reciprocity has made me feel sorry for them because they aren't getting supported at home.

don't ya mean chips?

Before embryonic genetic research it was believed they were white with black stripes but new wizz bang science has prooved they are black with white stripes and bellies... although all they had to do was listen to my nephew who told the whole tour bus at full volume... "Look Aunty Jo... zebras really are black with white stripes cos that ones got a full on stiffy and its real black... how come my dlcks not that long it huge as" If a kids parent is me, is a PG rating ever appropriate?

So @Sslip I was at home yesterday and spent most of the day watching various sports so I watch it live.... I trolled the net and found the exact words thorpie said but I will put in the missing shit. So Thorpie has just raved on about what great heat swim Proud had and how he may do the world record in the final and it would be hard to get a gold for the aussies with the way Proud was swimming when thorpie goes: (sounding totally shocked) “Oh wow. (pause... then in total disbelief) No. (bigger pause... still sounding shocked) Fastest swimmer Ben Proud must have broken on the start,” “We’ll have to look at this replay. (We watched the replay about 10 times at least) Maybe movement on the blocks here. (still shocked) He looked like he was in the water fast. In swimming (there are) no false starts. (we watch it (just the start) a dozen more times still with thorpie in shock) "It’s the slightest of movement. The slightest of movement. It wouldn’t have been advantageous in any way.” Did you not know Bert had passed? So sad, prostrate cancer.... best go let the doctor stick his finger up ya bum @Sslippy your getting to that fun age. 3. is the lie

Man they could all be true.... 1. potentially true... heats would be just finishing but you may have just watched another event 2. Who doesn't love Bert. 3. If I was a pom I'd be feeling cheated... I think he copped a raw deal for sure... have you heard the Thorpe live commentary of it... pretty damning... Um... 1 is the lie.

But do they have good caramel??? (psst. I knew were Jersey was... cos we have to learn all that shit in school here, i frickin hated geography but it comes in handy on trivia nights) And wots with the spinning legs on the isle of mans flag... that's just wacky... of was it founded by 3 pirates and the flag represents each of them?

OMG yes... we did frickin Blake in year 9 lit and our cool as teacher got us to listen to both Billy Brags version and a choir version... shits all over God Shave the Queen.... OK... I like our Flag Song better than Waltzing Matilda (which is basically a song about thievery, social hierarchy and inequality and suicide)

She is frickin awesome.. We had an interview run here of her and she is so cute and the oldest athlete who surprise, surprise is playing lawn bowls... it was like w .. my kid is super jealous cos she's 12 and despite having access to pingpong tables everywhere and a friend who is in our para team she can barely hit the frickin ball..hahaha Jersey had the upset of the games so far beating the favourite Aussie mens 3 for their lawn bowls match... OMG where the fruck is Jersey and do they have good caramel?

Moi?

I get a tear everytime they play the flag song and if the athlete tears up, even if its not my country, I sorta loose it.

Don't ya just hate it when people forget the question ?

3 is the lie cos I'm pretty sure you wouldn't leave yourself in that possie

Zinc plating machine operator

Oh it took me to a page that before this. Don't ya hate it when that happens?

Should we include ski Bazski?

As the quitskis?

OMG.... @reciprocity you even won gold, the girl who's grandma died and she decided to stay and swim still won her race, it was brilliant too she won by a fingernail and there was crying. Are you sure your not really in America and your just pretending to be a canuck cos, well Canada, everyone likes them.

Jillarski, dintski youski likeski Fluffski foraski nameski?