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Kangaroos ?

Ride on orangutan Ride on orgasm Right ornery octogenarians Refuse orders outright (Take ya pick... 'Non anglo background australians over here call Anglo Aussies "Skips" which is from Skippy the Bush Kangaroo so makes more sense than ya thought)

Igloos... They look do cute

Driver instruction (Hhmm.... Fudge fingers and now pole drivers what are you trying to tell us?)

Um fudge fingers mean sumin else ere... ? ... A proctologist might have one. Giraffes

You English sook

Do you get your period if they yell back?

OMG can we make this like. "Wot you talking bout Willace?"... slippy has a catch phrase.

Happy frickin st paddy's day to the lota yas... ?

Do you swerve towards them as ya do it?

Do you swerve towards them as ya do it?

Our team sucks... (Said every cats supporter ever)

Well I'm fvcked now...a Scott with bribery material! Grandma S would be turnin in her grave, good thing I visited last week to build up me brownie points.

Unneeded teen emotions

Out the Easter Bunny's waistcoat I put in some chickpeas

The middle sister?

^^^ best get a screen shot of this cos it ain't gunna be often I defend a pom.... But in Lord Slippy's defence I think "accept Scotland as a country" was put in for those not from commonwealth countries cos some of them just think Scotland is part of not-Great Britain...not a country in its own right.... slip was just telling em Scotland is a country an they should accept it like he does... At least that's how I read it. ?

You're not the only one who's walked across the house to have a durry so don't think your alone or that your battles going to get any harder. I wasn't going to offer advice because the phartes had all given such great advice already but so ya know I had about 10 days of this around the 70 day mark... 2 were pretty constant but they weren't really cravings just more your body on auto pilot, it was annoying an plssed me off more than anythin. You posts make it clear know this is bullshit but it is weird when it starts out of the blue. Others have felt this, and done this ( walk across a room), hell I was at the back door reaching for the my no existent smokes a few nights ago and I'd walked there on auto pilot... You are so winning on your quit mate, wot ya talking about is a normal part of it for some of us, thems the breaks just wait it out it eases up in a day or two, by no means us it a sign that worse is yet to come.

Because its feelings got hurt when it was called shIt eater. Just what is goolie gum?

Out came a vindaloo eater I put in some watermelon

Nasi goreng

Bacon

Which one , I have 2?

Maybe ya not a very nice BIL and cornbeef with cabbage is al ya deserve... Ask her for some Dublin Coddle and a Guinness Chocolate Cake... Oh an some cheese an tattie rolls an if ya like dead flies (sultanas) and that sorta stuff get her to make ya some Brambrack.... My grandma used to make all those, an we loved em... Well I hated the brack an she used ta make little bread n butter puds just for me in a ramekin so I dinna need a have no dead flies. I always muss me grandma st paddy's day