notsmokinjo

Will be another good night in the pool... Just did a half day medal tally update.

@Sslip and @reciprocity are you sad about the butter stick cos you don't haves one? When life gives ya lemons make lemonade but when it gives ya broken sticks make beer

[The] Sport [Song] - Helen Doron Song Club How do you fly you colours?

Pleasantville No, I am not okay. My mistress is inside with two hooligans and I've got dirt, dirt on my bum!

Every day sport

Is Australia real or just a giant hoax?

Omg....henna is smelly and messy..Did Scotland have purple in their uniform just for @Wee fluffy me? ... Are the Canadian cycling team wearing blue because they have bought second hand uniforms from Scotland?..... Jillar's kiwis should get gold in the pool tonight but if I tell her and they don't will it be my fault?? ...... I'm not sure this headache tablet was the right one cos I feel like a thunderbird.... Thunderbirds are go...... My phones is very slippery....

Funny Story from day 2: Bus driver for the Grenadine beach volleyball went to the cycling 102km (63mile) in the opposite direction.... But dont worry mates, the QLD coppas were on hand to give a police escort they got there in time to compete but nearly missed the start of there game because they were all taking selfies with the cops.

Will do a medal tally update about 6pm my time so in just over 4 hours... But slippy should be happy POM's are on clean up duty at the moment.

Yugioh

Oh but you can, you just have to make sure you don't get caught. ?? Why didn't they keep coffee coke?

Wots a penny? Sometimes, isn't it worth crying over spilt milk.

^we have her statue... If it weren't for her I'd be living in Batmania. Weary Dunlop

Captain Underpants

Sempo Sugihara

Omg... Aussie para triathlete stacked his recline bike, broke the handle/pedal and us still going... Frickin legend..... Pom just passed the other Aussie in the lead... But chaffy has fought Hus way back to third with a broken bike.. No in the racing chairs for the run. Do you guys get the Aussie commentators or have ya own cis the gymnastic commentators are like pitch perfect...she knows her stuff and he is, well questionable ..... North Ireland guy on the pommel and about to do his travel...."well being from northern ireland he should be pretty good at this travelling part".... '*$%&5 will have to be careful, if he keeps smiling like that he will be kicked off the Scottish team"....it's just weird.

Did you know I just found out heaps is an Aussie thing?

That's it English your frickin sacked, out englished by a sepo, do you think that's worse than loosing to Jersey?

Q ... edit: um Q is the answer... From Bond... Engineering and science nerd hero to all.

Because its better have a pot a gold at the end of a shlt week. Have you ever looked at early 20s kids and thought...shlt I was like that?

I don't think I could ever appreciate my fellow quitters enough. Head

Obi wan Kenobi

I didn't bother lying about it either ...although I had an agreement with my dad, if he didn't smoking see me smoking he could pretend I wasn't smoking so family functions I'd have to sneak off to hide and smoke...frucking mental...but no more, that's doneski.

Mandela, Nelson

1. True..Free ticket from a friend so definitely went. Was brilliant. 2. Lie... We deliberately sat where I couldn't see the telly. 3. True.... I hate 2crumoets with Vegemite at 2am. @Sslip you're up