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Did you think I meant lolly?

I shared too much again didn't I ?

A loogie is a flemmy spit ball..don't you snort an hock ya throat to get a big loogie when ya wanna spit at someone? [ Not that I do, anymore, cos (posh English accent) I'm a lady. ]

I reckon @Sslip will say 2 is the lie cos Scots don't tip that much so... I'll say 1 is the lie.

Should it sound like I've got a loogie stuck in me throat?

(I'm frickin rooted then...don't ya know Aussies don't use R's half the frickin time and roll em, shit we are too lazy for that..short an sweet, shirt an sweet.) Does it help that I know all the words to Flower of Scotland and Loch Lomond?

Flogger - see wanker

Bogan - a term for my social class of people. Blow Job - sucking c0ck Blowie - 1) a Blow Fly... 2) a blow job .... As in give us a blowie.

@Whispers.... What's with the "milk the cow" hand action at the end? Wot am I doin....I'm Watchin the comm games and eating me ( @Sslip ) Aussie Parma Violet two course meal for dinner...... Main is me Parma: And here's me desert, Violet... ^Aussies win again...

Zonked out ... Asleep from exhaustion.... Last night I zonked out on the counch. Zipper Dinner

Option A...just wait for the key change: Option B.... Its always good to have a helping hand.. C. But here is the Kids contribution: What would you pick?

I have a few contenders.. You wanna see?

OMG...upset, upset, upset...Silver Ferns just lost to Malawi ... Oh for those not up with it were talking netball..

Xeroxer....a trendy modern way to say copy cat...he is a full on xeroxed, he even xeroxed my hair do.

Scott of Scotland Gold in the 100m free..... There are gunna be tears at the flag song... He was so happy with his win.

Did I find Jillar's song?

Do ya think an Aussie bloke would a pulled over an pissed behind a tree?

Weegie is a bit harder, is this it?

Isn't Slippy's song perfect but do you think he likes the other video better?

I'll go find slip n slides song...wotvdo you think of this for fluffy?

Did I say it was the sepos I was worried about? Have you heard Slippy's song?

Never surrender

Some women instigate negative exchanges Black

Won't that make it easier for everyone to remember the words?