notsmokinjo

That definition is a bit harsh.... it all depends on how its delivered....Don't forget... I'm from Straya where... (That doesn't mean everyone you call Mate is ya enemy... it just depends how ya say it an the context Look Mate is bad... "so mate" is good... its a tricky language English) This definition from Sepo/Seppo is more accurate... https://www.surfer.com/blogs/ask-a-local-what-is-a-seppo/

Well fvcksicles .... Um... 1. I owned a car named Betty 2. I owned a car named Manny 3. I owned a car named Boris

Liking them all... Its very hard to pick just 1..... V for Vendetta

Because they were deaf little butterflies Is it home time yet?

Right... There is no throwing, if you throw the other team gets a free (kick.. Penalty)... You can handball though.. Hold the ball on your flattened palm and punch it. Scoring... If you kick it, untouched through the 2 big sticks you get a goal which is worth 6 points.. If its touched, hits a big stick or goes through the gap between the big stick and the little stick you get a behind, which is 1 point.

Its the 1966 grand final you need to watch... 2010 week 1 was painful but okish... Week 2... Don't break my heart man I'm still trying to recover....

You are not my friend.... Are you trying to make me cry?

Its not that I like the Brits mor than the sepos... Its just there is a period of dead air that ends when the wake up

Hashmagandy

Should I change my rank to neurologist cos it seems I've touched some?

For you, my darling Pork Chop I will offer a special, free of charge, translation service. There are 3 sleeps until the footy (Football of the Australian Rules variety, not soccer, rugby or gridiron)... I can almost smell the deep heat (lineament commonly worn by footy players) and hot palm sized meat pies served at footy games.... There are teenage boys who walk around the ground sell "Hot pies, Cold drinks and Football Records" ( a magazine listing the players in the teams, their stats and a field for you to record the stats of the game (not unlike a racing form guide but for the week of football). Let the season begin. Hooray, it is my favourite time of the day because those members of the forum residing on the British Isles have woken up and logged onto to quit train. Now the Americans have joined in too. There you go my dear, your most welcome. ?

Slippy... Do ya think I've been sent to Coventry?

Have you not read the breaking news? I save my good English for there. You would not want me to waste my word limit on random thoughts.

1 is the lie or you are way to indulgent to your girls

Oh my god slippy did you look at her butt?????

OK putting on me Sherlock hat... All right me Gadget hat.. 1...possible, you are a bunny an we all know how rabbits breed.. 2.... Possible... 3... Assuming the fish faced skanky ar5ed mole us a new addition... Um... 1

But then I can't tap into me inner ninja so I can swipe us some Vodka, plutonium and a fluffy hat, or is the raid still a go?

Isn't that the only way I'll get some Fluffy stew with dumplins an puff?

What happened to the plutonium for my DeLorian?

2... Oh pipped by frickin Scotland again... That's it get it out a ya system before brissy...3

Tossed Salad

Do you think the Russians are too scary?

Screw Without a y something rhyming with smelly

Cos he sings Daddy Cool to them, ?? Baby Let Me Bang Your Box ? Where are these girls morals?

Now the Sepos have joined the party too... Woohoo.