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1 is the lie or you are way to indulgent to your girls

Oh my god slippy did you look at her butt?????

OK putting on me Sherlock hat... All right me Gadget hat.. 1...possible, you are a bunny an we all know how rabbits breed.. 2.... Possible... 3... Assuming the fish faced skanky ar5ed mole us a new addition... Um... 1

But then I can't tap into me inner ninja so I can swipe us some Vodka, plutonium and a fluffy hat, or is the raid still a go?

Isn't that the only way I'll get some Fluffy stew with dumplins an puff?

What happened to the plutonium for my DeLorian?

2... Oh pipped by frickin Scotland again... That's it get it out a ya system before brissy...3

Tossed Salad

Do you think the Russians are too scary?

Screw Without a y something rhyming with smelly

Cos he sings Daddy Cool to them, ?? Baby Let Me Bang Your Box ? Where are these girls morals?

Now the Sepos have joined the party too... Woohoo.

Mad Max but of course. Where do the wild things really go?

I thought we had the caboose.

Bloody Brits, there barmey as ... OK... 1.. Its true, there I was sitting up one end of the carriage with me paper, reading away all peaceful like when, bam page 9 has a half page picture of a frucking mouse spider... AAT this point take note of the word picture.. I screamed like a psycho, stood up, threw the paper as far down the carriage as I could and stood there doing the spider dance brushing the non existant spider of on my body... While the whole carriage looked on and laughed...a voice from the other end yelled..."its just a frucking picture darl , you can sit ya ar5e down now" 2...is true... My bro had major chest surgery when he was a kid.. My sisters are much younger, so when one asked me about his scar I told her it was where a shark bit him when he was surfing.. Years and years later we were talking about his op and my sister asked wot op and I said the one that gave him his big scar, well she freaked... You told Me it was a shark..blah blah blah... But the other sister was even more gullible, my BRI told her it wad a sword fight and she us 3o and still believes it. So Slippy boy has it.... 3 is the lie, but only cos I dressed as Santa not Mrs Clause... And yes Slippy I won the bet.

I might be the queen of awesomeness if I believed in a he concept of a monarchy. Dobyou have a plan for global domination?

Fluffy you sure cos if ya stick with 1 ya just steal from English again. Ooh snap. Is everyone locking in those answers...last chance to change..

Then centrifugal force helps our pirouettes. Who will save me?

I found done peoples hiding in my phone... Freaky ....?its purple and Fluffy.... ?an when she's a nasty Scott.... ??? its jillar the wonder bunny in her 3 guises....?? its old English his self.... Hmmm Weegie??? ? I see Boo.. ?? an weegie our kayaking netball star who's never late... Oh um.... Beazel...???????????

Sorry boys an girls was busy arguing car colours .... Okey dikes.. 1. I once had an entire train carriage in hysterics during peak hour with my antics. 2. I told my sister that my brothers surgery scar was from a shark bite and she believed it until she was in her 20s. 3. I once dressed as Mrs Claus and handed out lolly bags to the peak hour commuters on Christmas eve for a bet/dare.

Only when the beach is burning. Will you find your gold on a sandy beach?

^ that is the best thing Eva... Omg I want some, I like the idea of eating doodles... Rainbow trout

Stupid is as stupid does.. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Blistering your cats ar5e won't make it peel off any quicker.. Have you tried dome nailpolish remover?

Please tell me this is a real thing Tapioca Pudding