notsmokinjo

Raft Without an r something the hops

Circumstance Pickle

Always dreaming about my smokebriety. Nails

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

3 is so a lie unless you grew up in a cult or your way younger than I thinked you are.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead.

Sweet potata chips... (Be like Aussies crisps are chips and fries are chips... There either hot chips or cold chips) To eat: Scotch Fingers or Fudge Fingers

And out came a swarm of bees I put in some Vegemite

The winner is.... fluffy.. 1. My first and favourites car was a canary yellow kingswood HJ v8 station wagon...she was definitely female...she was Betty Banana 2. I had a Mazda 323 that was burgundy inside and out, he was a grumpy little cus at times and a bit of a sook on cold mornings due to his colouring he was named Baron Manfred von Richthofen... Or Manny for short. 3. I had a cat named Boris the Blade as he like to cut you with his claws.

Will I get roused at if I don't wait for fluffy to hoover or bleach her shlt?

One is good and the other is evil. Should I really be having some Scotch fingers with my cuppa?

That definition is a bit harsh.... it all depends on how its delivered....Don't forget... I'm from Straya where... (That doesn't mean everyone you call Mate is ya enemy... it just depends how ya say it an the context Look Mate is bad... "so mate" is good... its a tricky language English) This definition from Sepo/Seppo is more accurate... https://www.surfer.com/blogs/ask-a-local-what-is-a-seppo/

Well fvcksicles .... Um... 1. I owned a car named Betty 2. I owned a car named Manny 3. I owned a car named Boris

Liking them all... Its very hard to pick just 1..... V for Vendetta

Because they were deaf little butterflies Is it home time yet?

Right... There is no throwing, if you throw the other team gets a free (kick.. Penalty)... You can handball though.. Hold the ball on your flattened palm and punch it. Scoring... If you kick it, untouched through the 2 big sticks you get a goal which is worth 6 points.. If its touched, hits a big stick or goes through the gap between the big stick and the little stick you get a behind, which is 1 point.

Its the 1966 grand final you need to watch... 2010 week 1 was painful but okish... Week 2... Don't break my heart man I'm still trying to recover....

You are not my friend.... Are you trying to make me cry?

Its not that I like the Brits mor than the sepos... Its just there is a period of dead air that ends when the wake up

Hashmagandy

Should I change my rank to neurologist cos it seems I've touched some?

For you, my darling Pork Chop I will offer a special, free of charge, translation service. There are 3 sleeps until the footy (Football of the Australian Rules variety, not soccer, rugby or gridiron)... I can almost smell the deep heat (lineament commonly worn by footy players) and hot palm sized meat pies served at footy games.... There are teenage boys who walk around the ground sell "Hot pies, Cold drinks and Football Records" ( a magazine listing the players in the teams, their stats and a field for you to record the stats of the game (not unlike a racing form guide but for the week of football). Let the season begin. Hooray, it is my favourite time of the day because those members of the forum residing on the British Isles have woken up and logged onto to quit train. Now the Americans have joined in too. There you go my dear, your most welcome. ?

Slippy... Do ya think I've been sent to Coventry?

Have you not read the breaking news? I save my good English for there. You would not want me to waste my word limit on random thoughts.