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would it be 4?.... no, no I wont phone a friend. lets lock in 3.... you just want a go at my questions that I deleted earlier

Don't ask me, I even loose mine in my pocket, wait who's keys are these I have cos their not mine. Should I make my dad a cuppa or make him make one for me?

It will depend on the tides and the current When is nigh?

I don't really love you now. ( ) Wot sorta night was it back in 63?

When your looking at me? Will ya catch me ontha flip side?

I am swapping my Y for Slippy's Z so he can have the A he really, truely wants and I may need a favour down the line. Besides who wants to see a grown man cry?

Woohoo... Oh wait... that wasn't very nice you prick. Ok then 1

Because he knew Cryton was coming and that Lister would give him lie mode. Why was Rimmer such a pr1ck?

Cos Quicksilver, Mambo and RipCurl where out of his price range. Why was he not the messiah, just a very naughty boy?

2 is the lie? ... cos 3 just has to be real

So were are our new questions mr lies through the seat of his pants?

Do you sing the special line after living next door to Alice??? ♪♫♪ Alice? Who the fvck is Alice?♪♫♪

Finding Nemo "I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetarian."

Eating disorders, cocaine, crack and unfettered promiscuous sexual incounters did most of them in, the others just got old and fat. Green day told me the Saints are Coming, but when... when will they come?

They our out pending medical releases. How many reports know Confidential Sources phone number?

And now there are 3 more books to read..

True... cousin and aunty in Austria and cousin and family in Singapore TPBM has sat on Santas knee in the last decade.

Cos people keep calling them pigeons How many rabbits are needed to supply the hops for a bottle of beer?

*** Sslip Out of Sticks Line Up ...... Sticks 2018 Season in Doubt *** Word has it that the Sticks newbie and 2018 team lynch pin, Sslip is out indefinitely due to wounds obtained during yesterdays epic battle in Chicks or Sticks. After a gruelling eight hours and 18 pages of to-ing and fro-ing Sslip was left a bloody and battered mess at the hands of the chicks. In a battle that resembled the trenches of the first world war Sslip stood to the last, valiantly defending the sticks position before he fell. There are rumours around that Sslip should recieve a VC for his efforts on the field however more importantly questions must be answered by the top brass in the Sticks camp. How was a mere newbie, who was barely tested, be allowed to be left un-supported and alone during such a crucial battle. Just how could a lead of +16 we dwindled away to an eventual loss. Who should be hanging there heads in shame? Just where were his fellow Sticks and why was he left hanging out to dry? Confidential sources have it that the commissioner has asked for an enquiry to be launched to rule out a severe case of match fixing as certain members of the Sticks camp have been seen driving around the boards in new super cars. How much money was wagered against the sticks is not quite clear but there are distinct signs that there was a choreographed avoidance of the thread yesterday to ensure a Chicks win. How much and Who had money on themselves, the whole train wants to know? When contacted about these allegations of match fixing, gambling and newbie neglect Wispers, Bakon, Mr. Titwanker and Reci were all unavailable for comment. Finally, the word from Sslip's management is that he will be out until such time as he obtains a medical clearance. Sslip's absence from the Sticks line up is a much needed season boost for the flailing Chicks.

Soup.. As long as it wasn't chicken an sweetcorn. Take out lunch... Sauseage roll or pasty.

Is Shane trying to tells us that he isn't babe worthy or is he trying to tell us he is gay?

Cos they aren't worms they're catapillars. Why do wombats have square poop?

Cos its laundry day and its getting back to nature. Why isn't the black sea black?

Ego (dou me caramel ice cream by Magnum)

An unmolested sheep in NZ Why are yawns contagious?