Oops, was I suppose to put in a cuss word too? 

You'll get banned if ya fucken don't

Just now, jillar said:

Oops, was I suppose to put in a cuss word too? 

Well, yes...it takes practice...

3 hours ago, Nancy said:

WTF???  You better fcking explain that....That place was my home for 5 years and I really can't believe you said that!!  What the hell gives you the right to make such a horrible accusation?????????

 

Nancy and everyone, it was a god damn joke.

I guess I forgot that the QSMB crowd is a lot more uptight than what the regulars around here are.

I can give ya some lessons Jillar cos I'm fucken awesome at talkin   blue. 

5 hours ago, Jetblack said:

 

Nancy and everyone, it was a god damn joke.

I guess I forgot that the QSMB crowd is a lot more uptight than what the regulars around here are.

Can't think of any reason that could be ffffing funny...and since I have been here every day for almost 4 years, I think that makes me a regular!

If ya have a problem with bein regular prune juice will sort it.

Sooo the qsmb really closed? Tbh doesn't surprise me. Haven't gone there in years due to reasons.  Hopefully those who were there found new forums or places to help them through.  

Lisa

Oh yeah and f uck in keeping with the theme as I don't want to be yelled at by crispy lol ??

What we fukcing need here is a bloody good dose of Marti! She can make a fukcin sailor blush. Talk about potty mouth

21 minutes ago, reciprocity said:

What we fukcing need here is a bloody good dose of Marti! She can make a fukcin sailor blush. Talk about potty mouth

Aye twunkybollocks.... Will this do ?????

1 hour ago, reciprocity said:

What we fukcing need here is a bloody good dose of Marti! She can make a fukcin sailor blush. Talk about potty mouth

 

Wankstain is still my favorite derogatory term of all time.

 

Marti made significant contributions to the lexicon around here.

Just now, Boo said:

 

Wankstain is still my favorite derogatory term of all time.

 

Marti made significant contributions to the lexicon around here.

Wankstain is my personal fav as well

1 hour ago, Sslip said:

And tomorrow is F-U Friday! Dont phucking forget it

Marti posted this today...it's a fav made better knowing it came from her 

Holy shit runfree, the look that dog has is REALLY serious. Like a lot of deep thought went into his decision.

 

AND, one of the quotes I live by, I love this one -

"I am having a good day. Please don't phuck it up".

So for those familiar with the Marilyn Manson song "Irresponsible hate anthem", what if in the radio-friendly version he said, "DANGIT! DANGIT!...."

 

And about "twunkybollocks" - Does that have anything to do with a young flamboyant gay man's "bits"?

 

 

Edited March 2, 20188 yr by Jetblack
Once again my window-licking self forgot something

It's been a while, but never fear - my life has continued along the what an utter shitstorm that was theme and I am good to go on the swear thread.

 

The ex husband continues to be a shitstain on the face of humanity. Twisting and creating drama even when you try and talk politely. He has now decided to marry the, frankly, biggest piece of narc bullshit mother of his next child. One can only hope they make each other exceptionally fcuking miserable together as I would feel better about the bullshit my kids have gone through with them. No excuses...utter cockwombles

 

I had a boyfriend. Fairly flaky but ya know, no real pressure so happy days. Ex boyfriend needs to move in (we're friends), new boyfriend combusts and is now also an ex boyfriend. Decides to put a shitcunt message on my facebook in the dead of night. 

 

The hit list grows!

 

Cue new opportunities for potential fcuking beaus! Bit of chemistry with a chef I once worked with and well, he's a chef! Marvellous.  Awesome, hi fives all round about my gifted abilities at choosing....but no. Sends me porn after date one?!  You couldn't make this shit up! What in the fuc king great world of fukcs make you text what were you thinking and then send a clip of someone else fukcing. Scary Mr grey type. That girl was very strong though and I'd like to commend her somewhat strategic handstand! Good fukcing effort slutty girl, claps all round, probably quite literally if I sleep with that guy!

 

My life continues to astound and impress my circle with what the actual fu ckness that really, is pretty impressive.

 

Onwards and upwards to dating then. Tally ho and all that....wonder how many other shitstormwankstains I can identify!

44 minutes ago, Marti said:

Onwards and upwards to dating then. Tally ho and all that....wonder how many other shitstormwankstains I can identify!

 

I used to be on a site called sharedtalk, it is for foreign language learning people. I used to get marriage proposals on a daily basis from middle eastern men.

They had no clue who I was, just saw a female logo by my name and that was that. They were ready for marriage. They wanted to come to Amedica and meet.

They have since moved their efforts to FB and are now trying to marry my room mate. My room mate isn't into Akschmed apparently.

 

I avoid the dating scene for reasons you mentioned.

I have dated men and women. This means i get to see the bullshittery that both sexes have to offer. Men and women are equally assholes in the dating scene but in different ways.

 

My own prospects always seem to have this laundry list of drama. "waiting for the divorce to finalize" is usually the main problem. And believe it or not, usually women have that "issue" more often than men.

Ok fine, we are in our forties, that age group that more often than not has a couple divorces under our belts.

But then there are various problems.

Men that have not practiced hygiene since birth, 40 something aged women who are raising a two year old. Dumb asses.

 

Women are good about showing up for at least the first date, men often have some piss poor excuse to cancel at the last minute.

Then by the second date, women have to cancel because of some freak emergency like their best friend is in the hospital.

Men beg for a second chance and explain that their wives are going out of town. Of course they are "going through a divorce".

 

Marti, please do not feel like you are the only one who seems to meet the losers and douchebags of the dating scene. In my case, I have had to deal with -

Teener Peener Tim, Two ton Tessa, Sally Syphilis, Prozac Patricia, Jobless Jake, Shit-pants Sherman, and some lady who had been married and divorced like 5 or 6 times....

 

But all these winners had one thing in common (besides going through a divorce) they SEEMED charming at first.

 

 

Edited March 3, 20188 yr by Jetblack

51 minutes ago, Jetblack said:

 

I used to be on a site called sharedtalk, it is for foreign language learning people. I used to get marriage proposals on a daily basis from middle eastern men.

They had no clue who I was, just saw a female logo by my name and that was that. They were ready for marriage. They wanted to come to Amedica and meet.

They have since moved their efforts to FB and are now trying to marry my room mate. My room mate isn't into Akschmed apparently.

 

I avoid the dating scene for reasons you mentioned.

I have dated men and women. This means i get to see the bullshittery that both sexes have to offer. Men and women are equally assholes in the dating scene but in different ways.

 

My own prospects always seem to have this laundry list of drama. "waiting for the divorce to finalize" is usually the main problem. And believe it or not, usually women have that "issue" more often than men.

Ok fine, we are in our forties, that age group that more often than not has a couple divorces under our belts.

But then there are various problems.

Men that have not practiced hygiene since birth, 40 something aged women who are raising a two year old. Dumb asses.

 

Women are good about showing up for at least the first date, men often have some piss poor excuse to cancel at the last minute.

Then by the second date, women have to cancel because of some freak emergency like their best friend is in the hospital.

Men beg for a second chance and explain that their wives are going out of town. Of course they are "going through a divorce".

 

Marti, please do not feel like you are the only one who seems to meet the losers and douchebags of the dating scene. In my case, I have had to deal with -

Teener Peener Tim, Two ton Tessa, Sally Syphilis, Prozac Patricia, Jobless Jake, Shit-pants Sherman, and some lady who had been married and divorced like 5 or 6 times....

 

But all these winners had one thing in common (besides going through a divorce) they SEEMED charming at first.

 

 

Crikey, this scene is indeed far more interesting in America!! Or I am actually meeting the tame fuckwits? 

 

Sadly I can't avoid forever, batteries are expensive here... more's the fukcing pity....

I just cracked up ready the dating diaries! Sounded like tinder, thats where you go for no strings encounters.. In our 40's the dating seen is quite wild! There's a lot of damaged goods out there, women who go from ex to ex and men who just BS so much and dont have a good memory that they forget what lie they told who. Good ones are out there but hard to find

2 hours ago, Marti said:

It's been a while, but never fear - my life has continued along the what an utter shitstorm that was theme and I am good to go on the swear thread.

 

The ex husband continues to be a shitstain on the face of humanity. Twisting and creating drama even when you try and talk politely. He has now decided to marry the, frankly, biggest piece of narc bullshit mother of his next child. One can only hope they make each other exceptionally fcuking miserable together as I would feel better about the bullshit my kids have gone through with them. No excuses...utter cockwombles

 

I had a boyfriend. Fairly flaky but ya know, no real pressure so happy days. Ex boyfriend needs to move in (we're friends), new boyfriend combusts and is now also an ex boyfriend. Decides to put a shitcunt message on my facebook in the dead of night. 

 

The hit list grows!

 

Cue new opportunities for potential fcuking beaus! Bit of chemistry with a chef I once worked with and well, he's a chef! Marvellous.  Awesome, hi fives all round about my gifted abilities at choosing....but no. Sends me porn after date one?!  You couldn't make this shit up! What in the fuc king great world of fukcs make you text what were you thinking and then send a clip of someone else fukcing. Scary Mr grey type. That girl was very strong though and I'd like to commend her somewhat strategic handstand! Good fukcing effort slutty girl, claps all round, probably quite literally if I sleep with that guy!

 

My life continues to astound and impress my circle with what the actual fu ckness that really, is pretty impressive.

 

Onwards and upwards to dating then. Tally ho and all that....wonder how many other shitstormwankstains I can identify!

Thanks for the update Marti. I was really jonesing for a Marti tirade I must admit, I was getting worried when I hadn't seen "wankstain" until at the very end - thank you, thank you, thank you .

 

Wow, I thought I had issues. You are a star - my hero (or heroine as the case may be). I'll just go back to my mundane lot in life painting the basement stairs before the wife starts raggin' on me - thanks for the rant though, just what I needed for my beer break

What the ****.

Aint that some sh!t......

 

 

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