September 17, 20187 yr if milk comes from a cows udder basically a brest . and you drink milk does that mean your brest feed?
September 26, 20187 yr How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? One, it just depends how thinly you slice him.
October 1, 20187 yr From the kid..... What do you get if you cross a dyslexic with an atheist? A person who doesn't believe in dog.
October 1, 20187 yr Not sure why, but the dyslexic and atheist joke reminded me of this one... A masochist and a sadist are walking down the road. The masochist says: "Hit me!" The sadist says: "No, I won't."
October 20, 20187 yr What did the banana say to the vibrator?? "Why you shaking?? She's going to eat me!"
October 23, 20187 yr @Doreensfree, I use this site for emoticons super easy to copy and paste here and a great selection http://www.sherv.net/happy-emoticons.html on the left side if you scroll down you'll see the gallery of all the different ones or there's a search too Edited October 23, 20187 yr by jillar
November 2, 20187 yr So this Pommy guy goes to his doctor because he has been getting chest pains. The doctor does an full examination and says that there is nothing wrong with his heart but he thinks it is anxiety and he should relax a bit and it will improve. So the a month later the guy goes back to his doctor, he has tried relaxing, he has tried yoga and tai chi and breathing techniques and meditation but nothing is helping him to relax. The doctor prescribes him some pills to help with his anxiety. A couple of months later the gent is back, more stressed than ever. The doctor thinks about things and finally says that there is a new experimental surgery where they can remove part of his brain and change his personality completely which should help with his anxiety. So the the man thinks about it and asks how much of his brain he would need removed. "Well," the doctor starts, "if we remove 5% of your brain you will become a Kiwi, 10% a Canadian, 15% an American or 20% an Irishman" After some thought the gent decides to go ahead with the surgery and become an Irishman because they are always so jolly, and happy. After the surgery the man is coming to and he sees an very concerned doctor at the end of his bed... "Oh good, your awake. Look, terribly sorry old chap but I slipped during surgery and accidently removed 50% of your brain" The man sat up, looked him in the eye and said "No worries mate, she'll be right."
November 5, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, Boo said: Great job Ela. Enjoy the Lido Deck, you've earned it. BOO's woohoo for Ela reminds me of a joke..... A New Zealander is driving along one day and sees an Eskimo broken down by the side of the road. The Kiwi stops and, after taking a look at the engine, says "It looks like you've blown a seal." The Eskimo replies "So what, you shag sheep."
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