Sunday at 12:21 PM2 days A lawyer was involved in a terrible car crash, the rescuers pulled him out of the wreck but he was ranting about his vehicle! “My Car!!!! Look at my car! That was a limited edition Lamborghini!!!!”The Rescuer shook his head, taking in his suit and briefcase that he saw earlier, realising what he did for a living.“Man, you Lawyers are all the same, so materialistic! You don’t even realise your left arm’s been ripped off in the crash”The lawyer glanced down at his now missing arm and screamed: “My Rolex!!!!! Where’s my Rolex!!!!!|”
Monday at 08:53 PM1 day Husband and his wife started dieting aweek ago. The wife suggested they should have acheat day today. She went out and brought homeMcDonald's and KFC wings. The husband brought home hissecretary. Hospital visiting hours are the same asusual: 9 AM to 9 PM.
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.