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Cos Aussies love to make ads that get banned... this one was banned for being both racist (oh the poor kiwi's... yes this is a NZ accent) and offensive.... but so frickin funny:

 

 

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OK.... you need to watch both parts of this.... the second one is better....so I posted it first..

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

Not very sporting of you mate.

lol not sure what you wanna quote me for ... The vote?

Just now, Whispers said:

lol not sure what you wanna quote me for ... The vote?

I'd say so see as it would not be a breech of any gag orders, although I'm liking the results at the moment.... suiting me just fine.

Just now, notsmokinjo said:

I'd say so see as it would not be a breech of any gag orders, although I'm liking the results at the moment.... suiting me just fine.

Oh yes it would, as long as the vote wasnt manipulated was the deal.

1 minute ago, Whispers said:

Oh yes it would, as long as the vote wasnt manipulated was the deal.

How can your own words being quoted be me manipulating the vote???? Surely your not going to claim giving peeps call outs so they know where to vote is manipulating the result???

Talking/bringing it up is shinning the flashlight, a clear violation and by rule.  i get to x out 5 votes if done again ;)

I'm kidding @notsmokinjo

Just to clarify... is that 5 votes of a particular choice or spread over mutliple options?? And that's really rather unfair to our fellow travellers who have given up their valuable time to cast their votes.... would it not be fairer to add 5 votes to one of my options, at least that way you aren't devaluing anothers choice.... wait um... that's not fair either and I can't think of a plausable reason why... will just have to make sure I keep my nose clean.

4 minutes ago, Whispers said:

Talking/bringing it up is shinning the flashlight, a clear violation and by rule.  i get to x out 5 votes if done again ;)

I'm kidding @notsmokinjo

I knew that.... there wasn't a pouty face option.... now I have to leave it... or people will think you are even loopier than me...

@notsmokinjo, one of the top ten  should have been that Aussie's cut their weed with tobacco?! I remember a member at qsmb said the same thing and I just couldn't figure out why on earth someone would want to do that. It's unheard of here. We would just smoke a bowl and then light a cigarette after lol

@jillar don't ask me why, I don't understand it either.... its more an east coast / southern thing...someone once told me some bullshit about making it burn easier or some bullshit and giving it a better buzz .... West Coast (that I know of) and Top End (which I could testify too) usually don't and if they do it cos they were originally east coast/southern. I never really got the feel for weed and would really just use it to give whatever else I had taken a boost if it was wearing off...... back in the day... not now I'm all clean and responsible and boring.

Well my dear @notsmokinjo I certainly hope if I live that long to go to an old folks home someone sings it. After all those old folks were us at some point right?! :)

PS. Does it sound like Mrs. Beasley has possessed me?!

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A boy asks his Dad one day, "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"

His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."

The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad."

His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."

What's the difference between a prostitute and drug dealer??

 

A prostitute can wash her crack and sale it again.

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