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Sunday is always a slang fest until we run out or get bored of it. Slinky Malinky - Lynley Dodd I read this to the kid so many times I know it nearly by heart... Slinky Malinky was blacker than black... A stalking and lurking adventurous cat, He had bright yellow eyes and a warbling wail and a kink at the end of his very long tail...

The Quiet American - Graham Greene

Magnum Double Caramel Ego.... creamy vanilla icecream, coated in chocolate, coated in the thick layer of soft caramel, coated in a thick layer of solid chocolate... I so am having one of these when this sh!tty diet stops.

Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens

yes well Slippy's right isn't he Lord Knowitall.... how the frick you knew I used condensed milk in a recipe i made up(chocolate death balls) is beyond me....Lolly cake i stole from the kiwis.... and soggy sayo snot blocks uses thickened cream and instant pudding. so 3 was the lie... I always have the ingredients for at least 2 of these on hand in case i need to take a late. @Sslip guess what Oh Great Google Master... your up

Nah @Wee fluffy me its bok, or author or both.. depending on how nerdy you wanna be... its all good here...

Mango Without an a something you feel

The Magic Faraway Tree - Enid Blyton

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

ooooo aahhhh Glen McGrath.... 1) I use condensed milk to make lolly cake. 2) I use condensed milk to make soggy sayo (snot blocks) vanilla slice 3) I use condesned milk to make chocolate death balls

@Ellen Congratulations on being 4 months smoke free! You are well on the way to that Lido deck keep up all your great work. Make sure to treat yourself and celebrate your achievements because you deserve it.

Doesn't the UK have a team for winter lympd¡cks?

Don't you think they hear it when I yell at the telly?

Don't ya think having a geographical disadvantage should earn me an exemption on nat having a team already? Slippy helped get a soccer team

Don't you care that I might puck the wrong team?

I don't think so.. Have you not read my team requirements?

What would be the fun in that?

Playoffs... Wot the???? So how the hell do the play offs work???? Best of 7... Then is another best of 7 until you get to just 2 teams... Then they gave the real playoff???? Is the number of games linked to revenue greed? Our footy system is way better, 1 game, ya loose ya out.

I'm trying to pick me an ice hockey team. Everything I know about ice jockey I learnt from Youngblood, The Mighty Ducks, Miracle, and Mystery Alaska. Do you think ready for the responsibility of a team?

Not me I frickin hate xylophones! Cos kickings stupid

I'm at work consolidating a shilmentto China and I'm keeping up... And checking the ice hockey online... Do you have a team playing?

Dudettes enjoy sex

I've had chocolate coated ones before ate they a thing there too? (I haven't been sucking them Jillar, I always sucked at sucking lollies... I've been crunch, crunh, crunching them all up??)

Oh look it, its bouncy like me. Do you think @Sazerac can have a star too cos she suggested sucking coffee beans? Do you think maybe crunching coffee beans is bad?