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^ did you just say that like a minion ??? Cucumber

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Artichoke

Shame... something I seemingly have none of

shark

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making me way home... where its rude to play on my phone while I am in a car with other peeps....

Spork (soz there @Sslip I know this is your kinda word... it just jumped out an poked me in the eye how could i not.)

Roast - but only if me dad does em... (Neither if me mum does em) Totties - rum or brandy

..... free on Wimbeldon Common??? Is that where you're wondering @Wee fluffy me Wondering if anyone else deliberately uses the wrong their, your etc just to annoy the grammar police?? Wondering if I have time to go to the loo before I leave work so I don't have to go at the skanky station???

But expansion clubs aint earned their dues... you need to feel the pain of disappointment before success... Vegas have yellow (gold) and black in their kit so they are out... regardless of anything... black and white.. mehe makes me think of the most hated club in the AFL... but they might be a bit too successful for me in recent years and well Kings, seriously you guys had a war to get rid of kings and then ya call a sport team that... might have to draw something out of a hat here.... noones really selling me on anything.... Still thinking either Totonto or St Louis....

cos fences don't work.... sorry little bunnies, my lot invented myxo and its replacement products.....you didn''t ask to come here so the pommy gentry could go hunting.... its not your faulty you bread like you do... Why are people so unkind? (surely someone heard that in Kamahl's accent)

Rare - if its not still mooing you've burnt the bloody thing It's Oh So Quiet - Björk or Betty Hutton

(and cos that's ^ sorta not how i'd say it) You little ripper @ClaireP1973 ... well done on 12 months of freedom ya bloody ledge.... what a stella frickin effort mate, well bloody done!

CONGRATULATIONS @ClaireP1973 !!!!! It such a thrill to be able welcome you to the Lido Deck. For all the hard work you have put in during the last YEAR to be with us today I salute you. I hope you have something special planned to recognise your great accomplishment. Now, take a seat on the lounge, pop your feet up and enjoy a cocktail on the house as your friends, both old and new, help you celebrate this momentous achievement.

@Ren congratulations on being 1 month smoke free! What a wonderful start you've had to your quit. You are doing such a stellar job. Make sure to take some time to celebrate and get yourself something special as a reward for all your hard work. You deserve it.

It looks like it might have to be Toronto seeing as they were already on my short list... caps have better colours oh now I have 3 teams to consider... (cos this is the team, not just for this Stanley Cup...I have spent too much time learning hockey off the internet this week not to follow this through)... so the shortlist is: 1. St Louis Blues (not in the play offs this year, but not really relevant to my selecting process) Pros: They have waited longer than any other team to win the cup... they have never won the cup.... I could have a hockey saints to go with my footy and soccer saints. Cons: I'm not a huge fan of their uniforms but at least its not black&yellow.... they aren't of the original 6 but were part of the first expansion. 2. Toronto Maple Leaves Pros: Original 6.... Have waited since 67 to win a Cup (my Saints won their one and only premiership in 66... so its samesy-ish)... Cons: Not a huge fan of their uniforms but at least its not black&yellow 3. Washington Capitals Pros: Have never wont the cup, colours are the best of the 3 (my second favourite colour combo for a sport team... hey don't be hating I'm a chick, colours are important) but I can get over any colour combination except black&yellow or Yellow&brown or red,navy&yellow). Cons: Considering they have never won the cup, the are clearly from a later expansion than St Louis... I'm not really feeling much love for them... I mean if they were the last battler in a fight I'd pick them to barrack for but... mmm... Fruck I hate making decisions...

I get that, sort of why I want a team like ice hockeys equivalent of the Cubbies, seeing as my footy team is the footy equivalent of the Cubbies... only worse, my team was so bad at the turn of the previous centuary a judge sentenced someone to jail until the Saintas won a game and he was in prison for nearly 4 years.

No your article was good... got me to 2 teams... i meant this article that i forgot to post: https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/nhl-playoffs-2018-one-reason-to-root-against-every-team-in-the-stanley-cup-playoffs/

@barry suggested I follow Vegas but they fail on the colours, and the newness (haven't earnt there stripes, the johnny come late lies) and the douchiness of jumping on a band wagon. This article did not help me choose...

^^ OK so have I got this right.... There are two comps (sections/conferences) that have a home and away season.. These conferences are also split in 2(?)... At the end of the home and away season the top 3 from each division PLUS 2 wild cards from each conference (wild cards can be from the same division) go into a new playoff tournament... So there are now 16 teams, 8 from each conference, ... Part 1 sees 8 x best of 7 series being play .... With the 8 winners going to part 2... And so on playing 7 game best of a until there are only 2 teams left who play another best of seven to see who wins the cup. Is that it?