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@Whispers are you serious?... who is Pork Chop???? .....Everyone knows he brings home my bacon ....

I'd volunteer to find out but... well... Pork Chop might not like it and then that spanking he keeps promising me might not be as fun as it should be.

@Nancy yes you do... you get told you were mentioned in a post...its a nifty little trick @barry discovered,

I wonder, if ya scratched behind @Whispers ear would he purr and drool or bite ya fricken hand off???

Oh... and cos I need to do this..... You fricking ripper PT... one month to go would a great example. Thanks also for all the support you give to others across the board... you may not realise it but you make the journey easier for others. Have a ripper celebration mate. Before you know it those Lido Deck champers bottles will be poppin their corks left, right and frickin centre.

You had to love our performance against the Braves though Johnny5 (is alive)... There, there poor diddums...

My kid once said that You can pick good growed ups They have the smile lines

Congratulations @Kermit on being 3 months smoke free.... You've fought the beast and hung on to join the 25%ers. Thats right Kermie your 1/4 of the way to the Lido Deck. Keep up ya great work.

Congratulations @PeaceTrain on being 11 months smoke free! I bet can you smell the alcohol and suntan lotion of the Lido Deck you're so close now? I can confirm accommodations are being prepared. You should be so proud of all your efforts to come so far. Make sure you honour yourself and this day by celebrating and spoiling yourself.

**News Flash***..... Reci has been found .. It seems his distress squeals were picked up by the Aussie navy and he was rescued from the island he'd washed up on by a passing tanker when he answered their calls... Unfortunately the tanker crew learnt of his value and were playing hardball... I put in a call to our mate Chris, and @Cbdave got on the blower with his navy mates... Before you could sa titwanker Reci was back at the resort getting a massage....

Well I did put Rehctub klat ?? As much as I love you too Pork Chop I can't tell, its a secret

Hello my fellow Nopers...welcome to POETS day... Hope its cruisey and funski for one an all. Thinking of Roz an sending out this Nope for her: Topic of the day will be set in the northy morning.

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Tori Amos

and big red squeecky shoes too? well we must have great minds Jillar, don't you think?

um but if you were dressed like a clown wouldn't you expect me to laugh?

So Fluffy... you see purple too... whispers and jilly spent half the arvo convincing me its pink... if you... the queen of purple are saying its purple then its frickin purple.

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whats on ya favourite t shirt?... if it is pink I bet its not Pearl Jam or Nirvana

Maybe not all at the same time, it might be a bit much don't ya think?

But are you sure their not brown... its cos real men wear pink isn't it... UMMMMMMMM............ 2. is the lie cos real men might wear pink but they don't wear boxers because (as my brother found out) you can't wear a box with boxers.

Well he took no tech with him, and snail mail is too slow... Sally posted his tit message above... its all in code, but Pork Chop deciphered it. In Aus we us rehctub klat.

Maybe he thinks its brown? @Sslip do you think ya pink bit is brown?

Well how else is he going to communicate with Pork Chop?

Oh @MrTitwank he'll be back soon... don't be sad cos that makes me sad.... we can't have a sad Pork Chop.