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Not sure if my boys will be playing or have yet another fricking postponement thanks to the rain but here's one I like:

An out came everyone on earth not in the UK after the above statement. I put in some arrogance

and...

^ thanks Slip, one of my most favourite quotes ever.. I have this on the kids wall, Einstein was dyslexic...so its doubly spesh for us.

because he only plays soccer... it he played gridiron or rugby the game would definitely be a hand. Why are butterflies deaf??

David Glasgow Farragut Damn the torpedoes, Rayon, go ahead! Jouette, full speed (this is the full quote but its usually paraphrased as "Damn the torpedos, Full speed ahead")

It was soooo hard, I had 2 rippers... and needed to decide... pictures of a brothel or giving credit where is due... and I just can't do it so it will be a double up for 741, the number that gave so much.... First, (and I have been sitting on this for a while because I pass it on my way too and from work)... CLUB 741 Melbourne's Best Brothel... and only in Melbourne would a brothel have face book and twitter so they can tell you just who is working... so for those who have never seen the inside of a brothel.... and from their website:

Edmund Burke All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothin

I think 2 is true, so the lie is 3 Me answer is 3

John McEnroe frying an egg on centre court at the Australian open I put in an umbrella and a tennis racket

and the winner is ... @Sslip cos it just is.... isn't it amazing the things you discover when your drunk

That was so mean, i'm just going to torture myself with that pic until i can eat properly again. Was that your cunning plan Weegie?

Because all the magic beasties live in mirror world and he might be able to find them for you. (Yep Nessy is down here hanging at a billabong with the Bunyip) When do people grow up and stop behaving like children?

Oi, @Kevsfreedom just because I felt uncomfortable with something you or others had said don't let it be your reason to leave. I'm one person, and nothing special at that... trust me I say things all the time that others aren't going to like or even be comfortable with... you have every right to say whatever you like, just as I have every right to not agree with you... that's all this was not a your not welcome nick off because 1... I have not authority to say that and ...2 Even if I did, I am nothing to you, your quit is everything... so don't let me getting my knickers in a knot make you leave. Are you seriously going to let the opinion of one fat sheila from Australia keep you from the support this group offers because I disagreed with something you said? Own your quit mate, and do whats best for you... because really my opinion is insignificant to your quit...

king prawns in garlic sauce

Jo was nigh nighs fpr a change cos she took a sleepy pill because she couldn't stand her own psycho company..... anywhoo woke up a changed person...well at least one i could tollerate and because the pups hadn't been walked by the others last night i thought best do that first...

Zeus does not bring all men's plans to fulfillment - Homer (figured i best get the Z dusted... so its Famous sayings and quotes... s always flexible with the origin of the letter... cab be the first of the quote, first letter of the person saying its first or second name and The or A or if you want for this one i don't count.

checking out the 53 bell notifications i have.... and kinda wishing i didn't take that sleepy pill last night but acknowledging that it saved us all from a night of extreme crazy.. wasn't travelling so good, woke up much better..

I;ll give ya a nope anywhoo. It's bad luck to start 2 and not let them run, i dunno why my fvck up brain just made it up adn told me... it said don't ignore Whispers Nope thread... or maybe its cos i just didn't feel like following orders.

Pumpkin Scones (Cos I can just imagine the northern cringes)

Hello me Lovlies... its shaping up to be a fine Satdee, if I can just get my head outa this fog its in. So... shout out to Roz... hope your getting better each day Chooky.. So.... as all the cool kids say.....NOPE... Not One Puff Ever! Topic of the day: Famous sayings and the peeps who said it...

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Highland Fling - The Wiggles Once we danced our ar5es off what will we do?