notsmokinjo

Well when I first got there it was a bit of a pigsty... But I worked my cleaning magic and pretty soon.... Here I am kicking back before I try and hunt down the 'missing' keys...

Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity - Salvador Dali

2 cois ya used to work on a boat and the isle of white is an isle so it would have boats.... or 2 because thats all the others left me.

^^ woulda been mine.... Whistlers Mother - James Whistler

-1 ... hmm your peeps, the ones who left you a bloodied mess on the floor of this thread, those peeps.... OMG don't pull the Reci hard... first Saz now you... nowhere in his instructions does it say "use your initiative".... and now there's blood all over the frickin office floor and I don't have a frickin bucket to help me clean this mess..

so @slipy where is your wonderful V post... tik tok tik tok.... kidsbreaky and hair and out the dooring in the next 30mins.

-1 ... do I need to never sleep to protect you from yourself @Sslip or are you being responsible?

Morning all you lovely quitters and nopers.... today is a biggy, once the Northern Hemisphere join us in the 18th there will be some celebrations of the Lido deck variety.... make sure to pop in an have a celebratory drink... NOW for the real business of the day ..... lets see if we can do this in harmony today: NOPE, NOPE, NOPITY NOPE.... cos I deserve the best in life, even from myself. Topic of the day: Fruit and Veg

invoice

Bubble stipple

Are you offering to test the reverse effect, if its the chick eating it?

will there be popcorn?

Twilight - Ahn Do I love Ahn Do... He is a stand up comedian who turned his hand at writing and writes a series of kids books about Weir Do (Weirdo) as In vietnanes Do is pronounced doe... Then suddenly Ahn has a TV show where he interviews celebrities while he paints their portraits, it's brilliant. His books were the first thing my dtskexuc daughter read by herself, for fun... I will be eternally greatful.

weren't rules made to be broken?

aren't nets cheating?

I definately don't like fishing but its more of a sport than hunting if ya use a rod. Don't you think fish are tricksy little buggers?

Have you heard that some girls like that?

don't you think she was a total b1tch? Who even does that?

Aussie Beer Tree - Reg Mombassa

Don't you yanky doodles have tenterhooks?

Is it a hedgehog after it gets off the whirly-gig?

Did they paint it green Weegie? Oh your up @Wee fluffy me

That's good, cos there's no smoking on the row boat, its flammable you know and just like @reciprocity nice shiny bucket I don't think gaffa tape would fix a burned boat.

Definately. ... but the real question is do you think there is something wrong with me?