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This is for @Sazerac .. T

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Morning and welcome to Tuesday. Just for Roz... Todays Topic ; Art and Artists

1 is the lie

^^Lazy bones.... Harper Lee - To Kill A Mockingbird

slippy being slippery.... what a shock.. LOL

^^ Woulda said Popcorn Dick Francis - For Kicks

^^^ Do you go to watch my UK saint play footy fluffy???

eeny, meenie, mineie moe.... I live in Straya how the fvck would i know..... UM.... without google maps I'm sayin 3 is the lie.

You've been service by me before... tonight even I might add...sheesh I think my fizchick abilities are being abused here.... ok lets see.... hmmm: 1. I still haven't watch the brilliant movie V for Vendetta 2. I have seen the musical Beautiful 3. I watch Cars within the past month. Happy now ya Lordship?

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I did an edit and its vanished... but this is a show from when I was a kid..... Round the Twist ... a serious about an odd family who lived in a magical lighthouse. Each episode was its own wacky story.... with stories like the episode when it was the school swimming comp and a magical fish swam into the end of the boys penis, its tail hung out then end and spun around like a propeller as a result he won all the races. So now, knowing what I watched as a kid you can understand that there was never any chance of me being normal....

Me Fizchick abilities have been working overtime and Lord Slip n Slide sent me a subliminal message he wants me to post an O for him Oh look... magic, its my turn

The Finalists - Russell Braddon.... 2 thirds of this book are 1 game of tennis, so its the Wimbledon Mens Singles final and a Russian defector is playing his Aussie best mate, snipers are stationed throughout the stadium taking out spectators at designated times, the queen is watching and if he game ends before the baddies get the Kohinoor diamond then the winner and the queen get shot.... surprisingly good and the first book i read to my dad while he was laid up in bed sick .... i read this book every year before Wimbledon and still cak meself at chapter 3.

Z for Zachariah - Robert C. O'Brien

Fancy little umbrellas in drinks Quest

Jack & Sarah Ah, blow it our your old wazoo

^^Tim Winton is one the most painful to read, over rated writers in the world who I was tortured with 3 years in a row at high school for Lit. The Good Women of China - Xue Xinran

^^^ Saved me posting a Tim Winton book

bump .... do you need another quote????.. Here you go: "Oooh, I stuck it up a cow's arse."

Quiz Master