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@Wee fluffy me please tell me that's one of your pets? White.... and here's a picture of a polar bear having relations with an albino horse in the snow:

@Sslip you sure those pics aren't brown??? LOL.... love IT. was going to post umber and say...THIS is brown but it all said burnt umber so I couldn't count it.

and live in experimental nastiness. Gotit

3 is the lie... that's kinda like sayin I'm sane....an cos the other options are goneski.

That's why mine has a screen all smashed to smithereens an itty bits of glass missing so when i touch certain parts it cuts. WOOHOO the lappy's finally frickin working and its even typin English now.

Hi @d2e8b8 and welcome. Great to see a brand new NOPE-er. Have a look around and when you get a chance pop into the Introductions & About Us threads so you can get to meet us. Please make sure to put you quit date into your profile so that we all know when to help you celebrate your achievements.

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Do you think talk to text can understand half the sh¡t that comes out my mouth?

What... No cake????... Let me just fix that for you..

Congratulations @c9jane29 on 11 fantastic months quit! 11 months is awesome. You are do close to that Lido Deck you should be able to smell the sweet stench of success and suntan lotion. Spoil your self today and make sure you pack those bags cos I can see your boat coming in.

Congratulations @Max!! Well done on being a 1/2 year smoke free. This is a big one mate, you're half way to the Lido Deck. Celebrate your efforts and achievement today because you deserve it.

Congratulations @backtoreality! You are already 2 months smoke free. What a fantastic base you have in place for your life long quit. Keep up all your great work. I hope you have a celebration planned to reward yourself.

Omg I'm loosing my mind. Ffs .

Trying to fix the brand new laptop cos I frucked up the keyboard setting and I'll be typing even worse than on the itty bitty phone.

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He thought I was trying to 'learn soccer' so we can watch the world cup together.

Sadly I think both... But I love it.

And the winner is Fluffy.... 1. When I rang dad to ask if his pay TV (cable) had the Saints (UK) game he asked me why and told me he barracks for Everton cos they wear blue like Carlton. 2. Told me I had a shit soccer team just like I have a shit footy team. Then proceeded to tell me why he thinks we won't avoid relegation and asked me to move back home cis he misses his sport buddy. 3. lie ... I started barracking for the Saintas (Aus) when I was 5..... I chose them cos south Melbourne moved to Sydney, dad said we had to barrack for Carlton, I didn't know where Carlton was so I picked st klda because its next door to Sth melb and nearly the same colours. your up @Wee fluffy me

@Octain happy birthday mate.

Today it meant a brand new winter uniform for a the kid and a laptop for the mumma.

I hop, I have big ears but nope, unless I bring me teddy I can't ve here...

And out came a foam party I put in a brand new laptop

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