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Recap.... 1 - Jenny 3 2 - Sslip 2 1 - jo 1 0 - Jenny -1 - Jo -2 - Jenny this play -3

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2 oh goody goody gum drops.... its frick n frack the masters of sticks n chicks... Morning Jenny... have a great mother's day

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Spewin - Greatly disappointed.... short for spewing ... "I was fricking spewin I missed the footy on the telly sarvo"..... I was very upset that I missed the football on the television this afternoon." .... oh lookit, you got too s's... cos I gived yas SARVO as well.

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Great article Whispers. Interesting read and glad to see the rates of smokers dropping.

^^^ Looks like shit but it worked 3 times didn't it... we all know Gallo can hit left, he can even left line drive, but its not common... as a batter facing that field throws you unless you have ice in ya veins (and not many big hitters do)... seeing that, you know Boo's right, drop a bunt to third or even pop short fly just over third and you have an easy 1-2 base hit... you know this, your at the plate and the voice in ya head is chanting, just hit left, just hit left.... but ya fruck it up and it goes right.... and once you do it on the first up at you will repeat it every time... its sport psychology 101... most big hitters do half their batting in their head... you get in there and you have the upper hand. Brilliant plan pity it wasn't enough to win but did counteract Gallo.

Hell yes vegies with the curry... specialy the spud..... (will you share your Bhang lassi???) Roast Lamb - Mint sauce or Mint jelly

Kangaroos ... the jump, they box, they keep their kids close and they live in a mob... what's not to frickin love.

^^ Harsh (but often true )

FORE ... what the tossers yell on a golf course

Sux .... that's Kiwi for six.

You do not need to translate the German to get this....

^^ I knew what it was from but we just don't really us... I dunno we we would probably say "crazy arse psycho bitch" or she's gone all fatal attraction on me arse" ... bunny boiler just never took off here... strange cos we love our slang almost as much as the Scots.

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Qweet - to re-tweet on Twitter... its a mix of quote and tweet.... "Mum I just got queeted by lmnop".... who is the coolest year 10 in the whole school.... um what are you doing with a twitter account?????????

^^^ Oh the B-northies win... The way down below have Schizophrenia Awareness Week... Doughnut week wins.

^^ We say that too... cept it fell of the back of a truck... and you better be careful it doesn't burn ya fingers cos its hot.

9.... watching movies with the kid... she is picking movies she thinks I will like... so far she is on a fail, 1 1/2 fails out of 2.... OH well she got me the best mothers day pressie so I'm happy and we had a yummy lunch at our favourite cafe.

^History hasn't given him a as much recognition as he is due. OK... its switcheroo timeski ... and its Sunday... so its Sunday Slang Spectacular.... maybe some of the A-northies will come play today... Nunya - None of your or None of you.... example: "Nice ta see nunya buggers bothered to do the frickin dishes" or "It don't matter wot the frick I was doin cos its nunya business" (Translations: "Its nice to see none of you bothered to do the dishes" or "It does not matter what I was doing because it is none of your business"