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I can do that but only at Master Wok and its not very precises... funny but not accurate.

I will say 1 because I have no idea and now I want porridge too... yes for dinner.. cos I'm allowed to eat it that's why.

@Sslip your up.

Who's simon cowell? Is south Hampton gunna get relegated?

I tend to keep a bigger eye in it during summer but the BOM (beauro of meterology) website is great for seeing what's happening... Its got some good interactive features and reports and warnings. We don't really get tornadis but we to get cyclones and droughts and floods and hail storms with tennis ball sized hail. www.bom.gov.au My radar is down thus month for maintenance but all the others are good... If your into stats and trends its all there too.

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Haven't read it before... Works.

I was gunna do ranga too...but it dropped out and in I figured you already hit r... Now we 2 Esses Screamer - a really good mark When a footballer marks (catches) the ball over the head of another player.

Just finished polishing the desk and making sure Reci's office is nice and tidy cis there's nothing else for me todo on my to do list of instructions. It seems the Lido deck cleaning crew have been hard at it in preparation for later this week. So when I find the key to liquor cabnet I'll able to put up my feet..

@Sslip yes you team did beat my team... They beat us on the soccer pitch They pantsed on the footy field They beat us on the court... Can I just say the English girls C serve every ounce if gold they have around their necks tonight. Yes, your teams are better than mine... So there ya go, I'm eating crow.

Sh¡tfaced - really drunk Mate didya catch frickin Kevo last night he was so sh¡tfaced. Did you happen to see Kevin last night and notice how inebriated he was?

P¡ssa (p¡ss-ahh) - to be funny. Did ya see Jo gone a cropper, it was a frickin p¡ssa? (Did you so Jo fall over, it was ever so funny?)

P¡ssa (p¡ss-ahh) - to be funny. Did ya see Jo gone a cropper, it was a frickin p¡ssa? (Did you so Jo fall over, it was ever so funny?)

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legit - (le-jit) to be real, legitimate. "yeah but is it legit" ... Is it the real thing?

@Whispers thanks mate... that helped a bit.... ok... I have made 0 selections... but I think its down to 2... maybe My requirements: 1. Not the powerhouse best of the best cos only wankers decide to follow a team when its at the top. 2. Not be complete crap because we all like to win every now and then. 3. If possible uniforms in red, black & white... if not red and blue would be ok. 4. If possible be called the Saints. 5. Under no circumstances have a black and yellow uniform or be called the Tigers. Right... so for footy (aussie rules) I follow the Saints, aka St Kilda or the Saintas. They are one of the original 6 (which I now know ice hockey has also) and have been playing in the AFL (originally VFL before our 'expansion') since the 1890s.... they are frequent cellar dwellers and have only ever won the grand final premiership cup once, in 1966 before I was born. In my lifetime they have finish dead last more than any other club. They have made the grand final 3 times since I was born... one of these was a draw so it had to be re-played the next weekend and we were smashed. I chose to follow this team as a 5 year old because expansion started and our family team was moved from south Melbourne to Sydney... dad said we had to barrack for Carlton now and I refused because I didn't know where carlton was and st Kilda was next door to south Melbourne and nearly the same colours... they were so crap in the 80s dady thought it would last a season but over 30 years later I am still there. OK... so I've given up on getting a colour match, I thinking I have it down to 2... a) St Louis Blues.... they have Saint in the name... their colours aren't a match.... they have gone the longest without a cup same as my saints. b) Toronto Maple Leaves .... no name match, no colour match.... but original 6 and they have been waiting nearly as long as my Sainta's have.... So have been waiting 1 year less than my boys and if you reverse 67 you get 76 .... hmmmm. Edit: The braves were looking good cos they had the colours and are original 6... But they are too successful in recent years and it would be douche to start following them. I will be chewing off my right arm before I barrack for he Pittsburgh penguins or the Bruins cos they fail the colour test. So... Do I really need to ask@bakon to explain what the deal is with crybaby Crosby seeing as I ain't ever gunna choose to barrack for shitsburgh cos they wear the crapiest colour combo on earth? Plus if the teams captain is referred to as crybaby and Cindy wot sort of hopes does the team have.

jacked off - 1) to be p1ssed off / annoyed, 2) to have self satisfied (he jacked off)

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do ya think I'm more shitty that she lied?

Hungahs - Hungry, as in needing a feed or being a ball hog in a game.

Franga - a condom

busy Sunday ahead for me.... Kilt alterations, homework policing.... why tell me ya homeworks done all holidays and then nope, not done,...why?

drongo - a fool or idiot

^^^ I hope the Weegies won... look at their little teddy and Cambridge with their flag and crown... pfft. Was it a rule you had to have 1 girl?

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