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OK, no news flashes but I'm a bit if a sport tragic..blame my dad, anyway.... I have a footy team (The Saintas) ..... I have a UK footy team (Southampton, even if we get relegated).... all me Aussie sports covered, I even have a USA baseball team .... But I dont have a gridiron team (and don't want one, 4 footy codes is too.much don't ya think)/and I don't have an ice hockey team and I think I do want one... 1. Is there a hockey team that hasn't got a very good history in winning the premiership of the cup thingy? I dint want an all start team but i want that battler team thats always there, its juat dieant win the big prize much or at alll but has die hard loyal fans. Preference is given to teams wearing red black and white, or royal blue and red... Or names like the saints, the colts or the mustangs.... I know not asking for much am I. 2. Now with the players uniforms I'm guessing the little c on their lect chest is for Captain... But wot the Frick is the A for??? .....is it for ar5ehole??? Cos lots of them seem to end up in the sin bin.

To all aboard the train... Whatever obstacles you face, whatever burdens your carry and whatever struggles you are enduring....

Because I might not be the only one in need of a reality check and a kick up the bum..... ^^^^and because sometimes you just need to say thank you.

Because friendship comes in all shapes and sizes and sometimes when life sucks there are people walking the road with us...

Yes that's it... That's what my brain does constantly... Woohoo Jillar's brain works like mine, what time is lunch, oh I just head a chopper, is it coffee o'clock, where are my keys, where is the xyz file shit I lost my pen, where's my frickin pen, oh my coffees empty, where is my pen, why am I looking for my pen, I need to ring Perth, omg they are so wierd in NSW, where is my pen...... (Edit: pen found twisted in hair so I didn't loose it)

(Just hiding me Straya card in my john grundies so nunya buggers can take it off me cos.....) I frucking hate the Aussie sport chant Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi,oi,oi,.... I mean I hate it with a frickin passion... It is so immature. And unimaginative and just pathetic really... No class at all, what so ever.

@jillar will your thoughts make me more normal?.. Ooh getting my laptop tomorrow... No more shakey tremor fat fingers trying to type on the itty bitty mobile screen.

Victory Tarzan's gone ape-shit!

Confession: Oh OK @reciprocity you got me, I am a genius manipulator and story teller, I convinced my band of merry misfits @Sslip, @jillar, @Wee fluffy me & @WeegieWoman to play along, created awesome stats each day and still, still I failed to suck you in... Looks like the test run for my orchestration of world domination was a flop.

Do you think maybe its because 11 of Canada's 12 gold have been won by the chicks?

How can I be the only one on the train who that thinks random stuff... I mean surely son weird stuff goes on I. Others brains... I wait, I'm the only drongo who shares.

Do you think there just being racist cos they sent my lot to Paradise and your lot kicked them out with a bloodied nose and they are now deliberately not sharing?

Drag Me To Hell

And out come 50,000 spiders thinking that next was the bug spray. I put in some beetroot

Basket Case ... The first scary movie I ever saw..sleep over at the Bakers...that wasn't Hitchcock, because apparently he's art and little kids can't be psychologically scared.

Oops...due to my adversion to that musical instrument... I seem to gave skipped X... To appease the order of the universe police... Tada I give you the retrospective X... Xtro

Amanda Young - aka The Pig... Character from the SAW movies. 1. You find a Y horror movie. 2. Interesting fact... The ex hubby took me to see Saw on our first date...hmmm should have been an Omen.

The Veil

I wouldn't know the elitist UKers won't let my convict ar5e play. Do you think its cos I'm too golden? Evidence: "Sorry, CBBC games and videos can only be played if you are in the UK."

Omg I was gunna guess 1 too...your up @Wee fluffy me.

I know what you mean! How freaking old was that principles assistant, surely the retirement bus was long overdue for her? Don't ya think Riz is a way more interesting person than little miss goody two shoes?

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre