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Maybe the Wees have a better hangover suggestion. Don't ya think jillar would just offer brownies?

Why can we have an International Slap You Shitty Relatives Day? Again

I promise when Straya gains our world domination we won't build any walls and we won't force you all to eat Vegemite. And there will be timtams for all the good boys and girls.

Mending Eddie's snafus

@Weegie did you steal my DeLorian ?

Happy birthdee Bakon... Pork Chop asked me to make you a birthday cake... Even though its a short bus there should be enough to share.

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Don't you believe in hair of the dog?

Before the Angry Birds, there was the Angry Penguins an avat-garde artistic movement in Australia during the 40s. Wombat

Enough vodka fixes anything, don't you agree?

From little things big things grow.

Does anyone wants some butesine pictrate?

Can't you just see all the kids around the word singing these: What is a c0ckhorse, I've always wanted to know?

Same here Weegie.

@Giveintowin my smokes are nearly $45 a pack and I smoked alcheapos... Definitely enjoying the money in my pocket... And not having to look at pics like this 20+ times a day for the non-aussies, all our smokes, regardless of brand come in the same olive green packs with health warnings.

Deck

And here I was about to award you a gold medal for BS.

Can handle all relevant tasks

Clearly @Sslip lacks imagination at times or he wouldn't have taken so long to use the word embarrassing. Oops

Radius... Oh who am I kidding... Root Stick

I've been known to Nope more than once a day if I need it. Strength and resilience vibes going your wag mate... Here's hoping its an easy as day.

@Sslip ... here's ya top 10 nations after population density adjustments... plus those that we care about and where they would now be: 1. Norfolk Island =11,065 points 2. Nauru = 6,679 points 3. Cook Is = 1,375 pts 4. Samoa = 1,230 pts 5. Bermuda = 1,102 pts 6. Grenada = 664.6 pts 7. Wales = 344pts 8. Dominica = 326pts 9. Cyprus =280pts 10. NEW ZEALAND = 276pts 11. Australia = 268pts 12. Scotland = 227pts 17. England = 69pts 20. Canada = 54pts Can I have my gold star and good girl prize now?

Hmmm... Maybe someone who was starving?

Sounds yum... We just call it fried eggs... But still reckon leftover ones all cold and congeally would be ick don't you?