notsmokinjo

Same here Weegie.

@Giveintowin my smokes are nearly $45 a pack and I smoked alcheapos... Definitely enjoying the money in my pocket... And not having to look at pics like this 20+ times a day for the non-aussies, all our smokes, regardless of brand come in the same olive green packs with health warnings.

Deck

And here I was about to award you a gold medal for BS.

Can handle all relevant tasks

Clearly @Sslip lacks imagination at times or he wouldn't have taken so long to use the word embarrassing. Oops

Radius... Oh who am I kidding... Root Stick

I've been known to Nope more than once a day if I need it. Strength and resilience vibes going your wag mate... Here's hoping its an easy as day.

@Sslip ... here's ya top 10 nations after population density adjustments... plus those that we care about and where they would now be: 1. Norfolk Island =11,065 points 2. Nauru = 6,679 points 3. Cook Is = 1,375 pts 4. Samoa = 1,230 pts 5. Bermuda = 1,102 pts 6. Grenada = 664.6 pts 7. Wales = 344pts 8. Dominica = 326pts 9. Cyprus =280pts 10. NEW ZEALAND = 276pts 11. Australia = 268pts 12. Scotland = 227pts 17. England = 69pts 20. Canada = 54pts Can I have my gold star and good girl prize now?

Hmmm... Maybe someone who was starving?

Sounds yum... We just call it fried eggs... But still reckon leftover ones all cold and congeally would be ick don't you?

Noodle Nests Scrumpy Mick Stew... Is a slow cooker beef stew made with scrumpy jack(apple cider) but well call it Mick cos uncle jack is right prlck. ... So technically yep, I did.

Um I don't think we cook them, maybe we call em something else...what do you think?

Oi.. To be sure de ohnly way to be pronouncin of de Sian Mahoney would be shar-n Mar-nee.... And of course Aoife is Ee-fa an Niamh could ohnly be Nee-v. Like you can talk... St.John... Really, sin-gen..... Ya havin a lend right?

Don't you think cold eggs over easy are icky?

Cos the Brit red coats singing it were trying to insult him? Why does the fair Lady gave bells on her toes?

I dunno Jillar, I think you're selling yourself short, they're worth at least a nickel. What ever happened to Jill when she tumbled down the hill, why know jack hit his head mended but poor Jill's plight was forgotten?

Jillar's hubby, he's giving them to everyone. When I bug someone what bug do I use?

Carmody...I dunno you guys a flippin crackers...don't whinge about out butchering if the English language...you deliberately designed it so its like a secret frickin code... Argh

Portugal Without an a a state of Australia

Common, Eddies decent

Um... @Sslip please explain how this name Laugher is pronounced LAW????????

Don't insult Edward