notsmokinjo

jodhpurs (or as we say Jod-hoppers)

? So sad, so pointless, why?

Only if he's spending more on theirs than he did on yours. Why would tossed salad make someone's day?

Don't throw the baby out with the bath water

He was a toddler when his dad died so he probably already knew. Why when someone mentions nits does your head get itchy?

Burning deck.. But only when me pockets are full of crackers... OK how about feet Without an L a verbal response to humour. @onthemark thanks all I could think of was footballers but that was the wrong wet.?

All air??...Slippy or Reci can answer this the pizza kings of either side of the Atlantic

^Beazil wins

That's choice bro. Nek minit you be holdin a hungi.

Floor Without an o, a beetle

@jillar do ya reckon boy hyenas still miss the clit though?

Dunno, but if ya grab a guys balls real hard, squeeze, then twist he will whine, gay or straight. How long is a piece of string?

Pork Without an u a condiment

Oh but there are 67 to choose from at my shop, do I have to have a fave... And my 2 real faces have AU's... Hmmm.... Turkish Delight Without a e a brand of beer

I have to like every NOPE...I can't help myself, its like a compulsion and if I don't check every hour or so for new nopes to like I get all jittery.

Lefkada Without an E a channel island

Park

@Opah sorry to hear this news. Best wishes to you and the family during these trying times.

@jillar your NZ has gone ahead of the Scots, so your now in 4th... Tell ya lads an lassies to pull their fingers oot @Wee fluffy me and @Weegie.

Oh they are, followed closely by Bermuda.... Hey it took great thought to devise a medal calculation system to give Australia the best chance if being on top...didn't realise they'd actually go so well... But I don't see Jill, the wees or reci complaining.

Alla Panna Without an a a type of white wine

No slip they're not... I had enough trouble adding and multiplying last night... But you do realise that England become the cellar dwellers if I apply a per capita adjustment and then I feel sad for the poorer countries and wonder if I should apply a CPI filter and then I thing of other tangibles and my eyes start spinning, smoke comes out my ears and my head explodes... Would you like that? Lol.. Not really, I'm just a slack arse.

Vgmit Um.. A flint or a book Without an a, a type if pasta

Harness... For sport all you people with dirty minds... Gee...