notsmokinjo

Dunno, but if ya grab a guys balls real hard, squeeze, then twist he will whine, gay or straight. How long is a piece of string?

Pork Without an u a condiment

Oh but there are 67 to choose from at my shop, do I have to have a fave... And my 2 real faces have AU's... Hmmm.... Turkish Delight Without a e a brand of beer

I have to like every NOPE...I can't help myself, its like a compulsion and if I don't check every hour or so for new nopes to like I get all jittery.

Lefkada Without an E a channel island

Park

@Opah sorry to hear this news. Best wishes to you and the family during these trying times.

@jillar your NZ has gone ahead of the Scots, so your now in 4th... Tell ya lads an lassies to pull their fingers oot @Wee fluffy me and @Weegie.

Oh they are, followed closely by Bermuda.... Hey it took great thought to devise a medal calculation system to give Australia the best chance if being on top...didn't realise they'd actually go so well... But I don't see Jill, the wees or reci complaining.

Alla Panna Without an a a type of white wine

No slip they're not... I had enough trouble adding and multiplying last night... But you do realise that England become the cellar dwellers if I apply a per capita adjustment and then I feel sad for the poorer countries and wonder if I should apply a CPI filter and then I thing of other tangibles and my eyes start spinning, smoke comes out my ears and my head explodes... Would you like that? Lol.. Not really, I'm just a slack arse.

Vgmit Um.. A flint or a book Without an a, a type if pasta

Harness... For sport all you people with dirty minds... Gee...

Fishnets

Do you think it would be sweeter if they ate pineapples? If Bing had grown up in Australia what colour Christmas would he gave dreamed of?

@Weegie would you rather sing 80s of big band 40s cos they're the only ones who gave sax?

Did you know that a female Spotted Hyena dies not gave a vaginal opening? Nope instead she has and elongated clit that can grow up to 7inches long and is known as a pseudo penis. In order to mate she must retract it into her body.... She also has to give birth to her pups through her (pseudo) penis. How many boys just crossed their legs?

Updated...just in time to change again

Driza-Bone (dry as a bone.. Its a waxed Aussie riding jacket)

Brogues

Well here's to Tuesday, one day closer to the weekend. NOPE ... I choose to face the challenge and change...the 3 golden C's Topic of the Day: You wear it!

Emil Zátopek....3 gold at the Helsinki Olympics... Including the marathon, a distance he had never run before or trained for.

One day will come one day but today mate you met the temptation head on and gave the nico bltch a big fat FU... Hold your head high, so what if ya thought about it because when push came to shove you said NOPE... Makes you a winner mate, every frickin time.

You fvckin ripper! Well done on ya 25%er badge. Who'd ever have thought ya'd make a mate thanks to Gladstone Small, Alan Alda, a stubborn refusal to be beat and QUITing. In honor of your special day have some ice cream and cake to celebrate and remember to slide.

Welcome Rose... All the best for this being your sticky quit. OK...read, read, read... Knowledge is power, take it one day at a time. You can do this.