notsmokinjo

wot is this for free you speak of... do you think 50cents a shot is too xy? (half that and you have your money)

Is it bad to veto a cafe if you get a bad flat white with 3 extra shots?

3

Not a fan of the pods... do you think they are ever strong enough?

^Love it @johnny5.....

Darth Vader

Teebo.... who doesn't love the Ewok leader... way bigger part in the book than the movie... (OMG I really am a nerd)

R2D2

mmmmmm Turkish coffee.... omg now I want a kebab, do you thick 7.20am is too early for a kebab?

Oh was there dancing??? did you do the Sslip N Slide??? Are you getting to old for such 'late' celebrations???

Quiggold

So... weird question... why don't you guys sledge each other?? I mean if it was aussies or brits or kiwis we would be sledging the shit outa each other in the lead up to the game and then having a friendly crow when we won... you guys are all so civilised, acknowledged the others victory, do a little analysis of the game and that's it... we still do that, and we can analysis hour by hour of a 5 day test match with the cricket, but we also hang major shit on the other? So what gives?

Nightsisters

The milk has iodine, the mud depends on how long you hold the jar up when ya pouring it in and did you know black coffee gives me heartburn?

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ooh do you like your coffee like mud?

Raspberry is fruit .... little steps Fluffy, little steps.

Do you three like to torture me with this coffee talk?

Oh tell me about it, it was nearly 1pm when she finished.... there was yelling in the house last night... and crying... and threats.... and groundings... all week "Where's ya homework" ... "I don't have any"...then 7.30pm ... "Mum I have to do these 2 parc reports by tomorrow and I can't find the recipe" (recipe = guidline/template) ... She forgot she had to do this. So she brings out her 'notes'... So were are her voice to text notes she is supposed to do? Oh, I don't like to do those because noone else does... (channeling my mother) "So if everyone else jumped off the Westgate Bridge would you" ... "Nnnnnoooooo, cos you can't jump of the bridge now its got the barricades".... and things deteriorated from there....

Luke Skywalker

Sslip just sent me a Fizchick memo and he want's to post.... Ian Botham... because he thinks Beefy is better than Boonie. Which means, oh just like magic... its my turn... and just in time for a topic change too.... Jar Jar Binks (was gunna go for Jabba the Hutt .... but I'm more like Jar jar).... yes boys and girls its time to say May the Fourth be with you.... cos its international Star Wars Day.

May the fourth be with you! That's right sticks & chicks... its International Star Wars Day because all day long we can say May the Fourth be with you and not sound like complete nerdstickles. And while we have all the force with us, lets think about the humble chooks in there battery cages just so we can have some nuggets... may the force be with them too. So as I say NOPE today, I will use the force because it is strong within me. Topic of the day: Star Wars and its Sci-fi buddies.

Watching the Bordeaux sit on the shepherd on the couch... its the Bordeaux's corner of the couch, the shepherd got there first, so instead of sitting somewhere else the bordeaux just sat on top of the shepherd AND the stubborn arse shepherd is not giving up the coverted spot so he is staying under the huge ares bordeaux... who is just as stuborn and not moving... frickin worse than kids.