notsmokinjo

@reci canadian girls flying the flag in the pool. First official gold goes to Bermuda for the girls triathlon, with silver to england and bronze to Canada... And we believe there were Aussies in the race. We are not sure where they are. Fact: this is the first Commonwealth Games where the women can win as many medals as the men. Fact: youngest athlete is 11 in table tennis, oldest is in there 60s in lawn bowls.

Frente! - Accidentally Kelly Street

Downtown - Macklemore

-5.... Seriously @Sslip kicking your junky arse outta here again?

Barbie Girl - Aqua

OK... 1. True, size 42 (look at me coin the European shoe sizes) but my little toe is only 1cm long...and my big toe is 3cms. 2. Lie.. This kid paints my nails if she's board so once or twice a year. 3. True... Went to make coffee and the jar was empty....:( Slips up...

Zero - yeah yeah yeahs... Its just a little bit bad

^frickin love it... Omg....please tell me no one can she this...Xavier Rudd - Let Me Be (It is not on the Mr gambier cd?)

He looked OK in his opening ceremony uniform...nice set of guns. ... Should I wait until I we him play?

Vanilla Ice - ice Ice Baby

Man itching to.... Take My Breath Away - Berlin

I think ya just paid with giggles. Did you know there us an African basketball player who's first name is Godsgift?

(You were) Soft In The Centre - The Hold Steady Did you know the Aussie team will be happy with any gold, as long as we beat England?

No the US wins nothing, do you think there invite gets lost in the mail? Or would it be cis the royals are still a bit miffed that you had a war to kick them out and won? Fizchick is a family thing cos in the middle of a fight my brother yelled well wot do you think I an fizchick...hes dyslexic and was trying to pronounce psychic. Dou you think we are mean? Wotski - is just this thing me and some if nd nates do where we chuck ski on the end of words..what-ski, Not-ski, hot-ski..too wierd? ? Melbourne is a 18hr drive to Brissy... So about as far as Glascow to Helsinki, probably bit further...maybe Budapest. ? but do ya think I'll be Watchin them all on the telly? The Wees and Shane live in Scotland and England...do you think they haven't seen rain?

? rainbow connection - Kermit and the muppets

Butterfly - Mikey Cyrus

Do you think it was this mob who even had some purple for Fluffy? looked awesome with all of them the same, didn't look uncomfy or hot or bothered like some others.

Does the not smoking Jo medal for best dressed country at he opening ceremony count? (Real medals start tomorrow...well today but later)

Good god no, with the amounts shit I gave me sister and cousins who were blonde it would have been suicide... When I'd spend all summer at the beach I'd get strawberry blonde and copper highlights but that was natural.

1. Is true, eyes are a mix of green blue and grey but on me license its listed as hazel cos hazel is green mixed with any other colour. 2. Is true, broke my nose at softball as a teen trying to slap bunt it outta the park... Dropped my should, under swung straight into my own face... Smashed nose, fractured eye socked and cheek bone.. Had to have a nose job so I could breath. 3. Have never died my hair blonde.. Black and auburn but never blonde. So ya both wrong .... Shit. OK newbies: 1. I have huge feet but teeny, tiny toes. 2. I paint my toenails a different colour every week. 3. I have run outa coffee and have resorted to 2 teabags in the cup.

Importer

Hello one and all.. Medals for best team opening ceremony outfits go to 3 of the Europeans... First is Scotland with there blue an white polos and their blue kilts.... 2nd would be the POM's, black shorts or slacks with white t-shirts with a red dragon on it...and the welsh for their black shorts and tropical shirts that looked like a desert sunset.... But its gold for all of us... Cos we came to NOPE! Cos nothing controls our lives but us. Topic of the day: Secret Pleasure Songs The Aussies wore frickin suits with ties.... Burmuda wore burmuda shorts with knee high socks and suit jackets....and Canada.. Looked like all their uniforms had been screwed up into balls and let dry all crinkle... The had black shorts, white t-shirts and red short sleeve shirts left unbuttoned...but they looked the most unloved.... @reciprocity is it any wonder they do so bad, noone loves em.

Garbologist (Another word gir a Garbo, or a garbage collector)

Emu farmer

Chippie (What we call a carpenter)