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Fruit pie as in apple?? yep (OMG my aussie soccer team was 2:1 up in the semi final with 5 seconds to go and they kick an own goal. They have just gone into overtime) Custard: Chocolate or vanilla?

lovely sunny day in Melb... went and did the weekly shop and all the mother's day shite is out... had a look and @Wee fluffy me pick up some slippers and they are purple with unicorns, then pick up a coffee cup... its purple and says "my mum is my superhero"... do you think they missed the memo your mothers' day was yonks ago?

OOH fab one is almost Saintas with sprinkles... Extremely cold... easier to add a layer, but only so many you can take off. Custard: Home made or out of the carton

False.... walking 3 mental dogs and 3 crazy kids for 2 hours along the river, cooked lunch (that I couldn't even eat meself), 2 loads laundry, grocery shop, help a friend pack up her hubby's things.... being lazy now... but do need to nick out cos I forgot milk and the kid can't have her earl grey without it. TNP... has plans for today.

@Joe7 Thanks for the support @Jetblack thanks... although I think I liked the craves better than the naval gazing mind games I have atm. Why Thank you your Lord@Sslip N. Slide of Englandshire... you need a break after having to hjaul my arse over the five month line this month. There are a few people on here who made me get my sh1t together this month but you've been there more than most. So for all the free UK footy lessons (and lets face it i'd definately be in the remedial class) and getting me through the long arse nights... THANK YOU. @despair not me 2nd favourite british gent... thanks for always being able to answer my stupid questions.

consensual embrace

Is a cheese and bacon turnover an omlete? True.... bacon sarnie or cheese and bacon turn over.. TNP got outa bed with shitty pants this morning

tentative Obscure

feeling somewhat excluded by the extreme Northie tone of this game... who the frick do I know if I ain;t even heard of halfa this shit let alone tasted it.

Notting Hill (do I loose my chick card if I confess I haven't seen this?) "All I know is he's my own, and you're weak as piss if you don't look after your own."

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I just had a lot of Filo friends, I will confess to more than once but wouldn't say fine. @barry they have a lot of weird foods but when they hit the mark don't ya just love filo food?

Just having a cuppa tea before I head out to get some steak for lunch cos I can.

Just got back from walking the dogs with the kid, my brother and his 2 kids. We walked down along the river for over 2 hours. That's me done.

Yep... dad tapes it on his pay station and he saves it up and we make a weekend of it. Reci, I am so tragic I stay up all night watching the Tour de France.

@Martian5 thanks. Have plans all weekend with my family but hooking up with a friend this arvo for a belated ANZAC day drink, I'm even gunna hit the heavy stuff, fat coke. @Sazerac thanks for all you support and wonderful advice. Thanks also for hunting out all the old threads that are so helpful, its like you always know what i need to see before I even see it. Love the vintage Sesame St, I actually remember watching that as a kid. @beazel Thanks for the congrats and always being there for everyone. AND for always finding the best gifs. Love the the one you found for today.

Some chicks dig scars, but maybe they were preparing for roles in horror movies after their hockey careers finished.

Cos she tried selling Ice to Eskimos but they weren't buying. Why does my kid think a chocolate bar is a well balanced meal?

There is nothing soft about softball...

Holy shit at no helmets... that's just insanity... even I couldn't be dared to attempt that...

@reciprocity thanks for this...especially as you are posting from yesterday...although did you have to find the video footage of that time I listened to the vodka... @johnny5 thanks ... nice to hear my brand of crazy helps too... huge celebration plans... disney movie marathon with the kid and my neice and nephew from South Australia. @WeegieWoman thanks for all the laughs and advice that have helped me through some curly times (even if I don't let on) oh and thanks for all the awesome Scottish vocab I am gettin... maybe one day you and Fluffy will let me into the wee club as an honorary member, even just for one day. @Whispers my fellow lover of sport, whatever shape or size it comes it, dunno if ya caught it the other day in my 1% post and you probably didn't realise it at the time but thanks for all you help in keeping me in the quit club I was a lot closer to tossing my quit than even I realised, and your chat about relapsing was the boost you didn't even realise I needed. So this ones partly on you, mate.

I'm with ya, I love sport too.

Maybe Beazel has silly pants like me and just does stupid shit? (@ Jillar it was a dare, what else was I supposed to do? and as for survivor, I would be ok until I saw a spider BUT I couldn't handle all the conniving bullshit that goes on)

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