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If you tell a lie you'll get a pimple on your tongue.

In our place is was Casper until the 80's when it became Milko (the Britt's should get this)

^ ours was the West Gate Bridge..

Stripper

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That bloody long weekend ay Dave, throws us all... Nope fer tuesdee.

Well speaking of sabotage is there any truth to the rumers that the English have sent over an elite squad of hobblers to take out the Aussies.. In an unprovoked attach the captain of our Rugby 7s team was taken out by an unprovoked cowards punch outside a kebab shop in coogee on Good Friday. Now for everyone not Australian a cowards punch is a king hit, or whatever you call it when some punches someonelse unsuspectedly from behind. Anyway this pom has punch our rugby 7 captain from behind, fractured his skull an now he's outa the games. I'm not sure why he was st a kebab place on good Friday. https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/04/02/16/50/james-stannard-one-punch-attack-lucky-to-be-alive

Frickin cockney star trek... Brill!

We dont know for sure it was i dia but NZ is a much better fit for you.

Some Aussie and some Britt Some Kentucky an Aussie

Here are some Scottish ones

Juggler

^^ did you print that and stick it around the house for the missus to see. Hell yeah I'd take a ute over a tin can.

Love hurts

Strapped in

Hmmm... Speeches are usually held early enough that the birthday shots haven't started yet right? (For the Americans read 21 for 18 cos that's when your allowed to drink)

Its always best to relax with some lovely fava beans and a nice glass of Chianti. Chill

Was going to do the yank Tom Jagar.

Take one super honest aussie... Aaapg

(Maybe you didn't have enough lube?) Is that an i or an L... i - Grant hackett L - Ian Thorpe Both - Dawn Fraser Without an e, a sporting event the POM's expect to win at the comm games

(Why the pain? Not only was it a micro cwr , aka tin can, it was a frickin Fiat)

Obviously ocelots outrank otters