notsmokinjo
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Played a game of mixed, rebound netball (netball on an indoor cricket court, mixed as in sticks and chicks) I am so sore I probably wont be able to move today...no, no, no i am not coming out of retirement.... that's it I'm dunsky.... 40mins (4 x10min quarters with 2 1.5min breaks and 1 x 3min break) of play on a netball court where I was probably old enough to be halfa their mums. OMG I am to old, fat and unfit for this shit that's why i retired me netball skirt nearly 3 years ago. So someone else can walk the dogs cos I did my shit.. my arms feel like sgetti, my knee and ankle are kindly reminding me of their existance and i just feel even more exhausted than I normally do since starting this farkle darke doctor diet. So yay us we won, so not yay our new wizz bang goal attack who says to me after the game "you did really good for an old lady. My mum couldn't do that"... F.U. mr I'm 16 an invicible... no, no, no,.... my mate can ring me 329 times in a row next week and i will not answer, and i will not fill in for her kids teams... not happening any more.... probably until they ring.
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Mines my fvcking miracle but some days I just wonder why the Fvck... not liking 12 on frucking bit... told me last time I should take a job offer in sydney and she'll stay here in Melbourne.
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Well not a ridgy didge newbie now... my first month anniversay was lost in the horror that was my christmas from hell. I hadn't even realised until Jillar noticed and gave me a not. Since month 2, I buy myself a new t shirt each monthly anniversary with variations of NOPE on the front, so far I have one in a baseball style, one in Morse code, one in binary and not sure the next one will be yet but I better make a decision soon... I have also bought a laptop and paid for the kids camp.
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here's something funny.... I'm gunna be on the netball rebound netball court at 8pm (so in 40 mins) for a game of mixed netball having not played in nearly 3 years.... hahahaha... oh I really need to mast er the word NO as well as I have Nope.
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The lollies are like a milk bottle lolly or lolly teeth.... don't you think you'd try a fried one?
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Wouldn't you like these witchetty grubs?
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15ski... enough ....be gonski, slipski.
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I've had a witchity grub... in all 3 ways you can have them... do you think I would go back for seconds?
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i watch the aussie I'm a celeb, don't ya love the food challenge?
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AFL... after 27 weeks of games it all comes down to 1 game, do or die, no second change play offs... 1 crack at the bickie... you put it all on the ground for 2 hours and 1 team comes away the winner... no draws (used to be if you had a grand final draw you re-played the next week but now you play an extra 15mins each end until there is a winner). Full contact, no padding on a ground longer than a rugby/gridiron pitch... outside regardless of the weather and it the last saturday in september can be torential rain or be in the high 30s....
