notsmokinjo

Malfunctioning mannequins massacre models.

Do you think 18th birthday speeches in Australia would be anything other than drunken?

Moths

I am not an animal

Brave

Because I am fizchick here are @Sslip lord kenty's 2&1... 1. I have 3 grand children 2. My grandsons like to watch Cars 3. I hate taking my grand daughter swimming.

Barmbrack

5

Pains me to post this...

Out came a loose tooth I put in some pistachios

Footballer

@Hope2Nope thanks mate.

@jillar ..... India might be in trouble... A cleaner found a stash of needles at the games village and "all officials of a competing country" have been called into a special meeting. The used needles are being DNA tested and tested for the substances... In a bizarre co-inky-dink an Indian team official found used syringes in a water bottle outside there rooms... Are the 2 incidents connected. Now considering that the games haven't started yet you can switch teams if you want, just in case, there us Canada or New Zealand with their haka boys.

An out came a high jumper. I put in a wooden leg

Beazel pretty much said it ^ but you have already been there for me countless times and you probably didn't even realise it. You send put positivity, support and assistance and you get it back tenfold Jilly, that's karma at work. Every person who reached out in whatever way they could was doing it because you my dear had already done so for them at some time.

I want a tattoo or 2 but I don't see it happening this year. Should people be allowed to hold drunken public promises against you?

Presidential gent orders regional roadblocks.

Doesn't Jillar's ar5e have exit only tattooed above it?

Vespar test driver

Do you think they would some what sloppy?

Do ya think fluffy will be beside herself in horror?

Is it true Barry will he attempting to break Shane's world record?

Taxidermist

Happy Easter at al to all.. Please make sure to eat all your easter eggs before they hatch