notsmokinjo

True... Its bloody 20degC and 9.35pm and sticky and humid... Send me some snow. Tnp is scared of spiders

náid (are me ancestors would be proud)

1. I've swum an open water marathon. 2. I competed in the Australian Irish dancing championships. 3. I have a bone missing in my left ankle.

Nulla 00 (that's a little bit further east than the France or Spain I was imagining)

2 ???.. Hmmm and yes I did miss the point and trued to pick the truth... Serves me right for posten when I should be workin

Watchin the swimmin team trials for straya for the Common games team.

Kore (0)

Nula (0)

Bubkas. 0

So here's a game that has the potential to not only jump the shark but to have ya cackin yaself.... The idea is you have to answer the question with a question....ie... Post 1: Do you like cheese cake? post 2: Is the cheesecake baked? post 3: If the cheesecake is vegan is it really cheesecake? So let's get this shoe on ybr road.... Its the last day of summer so why is it so hot and muggy?

Nun

Smarties

Zilch

00 Sure I can keep this up all nite.

00 (Feels so wrong working against you slips.... Sorta like the Ashes all ova again)

Hey slip, good to see you too... Should be fine mate, if the bogans bounce me I'm sure the yobs will welcome me with open arms.

Naughty naughty

Hang in there Lily, 17 hours by my math so ya've nearly done 1 day. It gets better.

Emu snags

Sherbert bomb

Are ya farken kiddin me! You got through Christmas Eve to New Years Day without havin a flippin fag. If ya were gunna turf ya quit and were trying to splain it that time was it, but na ya grit ya teeth an kept on keepin in then ya dumb mole so why should now be any different. Ffs get a grip. Besides if ya do light up the kid won't let them play am I Eva gunna see ya face again as they haul ya coffin out the church. Edit: OK dipshit, having a smoke is not gunna give you back ya Vegemite, for starters they don't taste anything alike, secondly you don't like the smokes and ya frickin love Vegemite so there is no comparison... Its for 3 weeks, maybe a bit longer... Suck it up princess cos you can do this. Right... No smoking...got it cos the Vegemite angels will smite you if you do and Vegemite will taste like sh¡t for ever and a day if you do. Edit: The Kid's (12) response a few weeks ago when I was worried my Vegemite deprivation would make the nicodemon more powerful and might be in serious danger of tossing my quit... What does smoking have to do with Vegemite? That's not even logical mum that just stupid? I call Bullshit. Just go away and have a good hard think about how silly and immature you are being. That is so stupid, "I really want vegemite and I can't have it and I'm really worried because of this I'll have a smoke". Go put ya big girl pants on ya sooky sooky la la you need a time out mum until you can be normal again." Outta the mouths of babes! Edit: Are you insane, you can control if you smoke or not, only you control that not anyone else, not a doctor, or a blood test, or a reading on a monitor... you control that, its the one thing you do control and you want to give that up, for what 30 seconds of aah and that's it... that one first drag, don't be a dickhead.

pineapple

stall

Should I start a new thread with my plan to ensure Straya's World Domination... maybe I shouldn't cos then everyone will know how to defeat us. Maybe I should just write a letter to the pm and get him to do it or the treasurer because it will involve a lot of money... why do I always think of this in the afternoon, is thinking of this linked to coffee consumption or Sovereign Hill Raspberry drops.... hmmm.... more coffee o'clockski

Its home time in 33mins so if I have another coffee will I be able to hold my bladder until I get home?