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Then centrifugal force helps our pirouettes. Who will save me?

I found done peoples hiding in my phone... Freaky ....?its purple and Fluffy.... ?an when she's a nasty Scott.... ??? its jillar the wonder bunny in her 3 guises....?? its old English his self.... Hmmm Weegie??? ? I see Boo.. ??⏰ an weegie our kayaking netball star who's never late... Oh um.... Beazel...???????????

Sorry boys an girls was busy arguing car colours .... Okey dikes.. 1. I once had an entire train carriage in hysterics during peak hour with my antics. 2. I told my sister that my brothers surgery scar was from a shark bite and she believed it until she was in her 20s. 3. I once dressed as Mrs Claus and handed out lolly bags to the peak hour commuters on Christmas eve for a bet/dare.

Only when the beach is burning. Will you find your gold on a sandy beach?

^ that is the best thing Eva... Omg I want some, I like the idea of eating doodles... Rainbow trout

Stupid is as stupid does.. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Blistering your cats ar5e won't make it peel off any quicker.. Have you tried dome nailpolish remover?

Please tell me this is a real thing Tapioca Pudding

Sweet Corn... There ya go I got both ya last letters

Mornin... 01:25hrs and its a NOPE from me... "It's a brown car".... Um NOPE its orange..

I raise too...Pineapple chunk. (2nd best this GS to cone out of NZ after the he haka)

Handshakes ... ??

Aston Martin One-77... Now this is metallic brown... And its still frickin hot...

Parker her out back

Don't cut your nose off to spite your face.

Going, going, gone.

Well aren't you a sorry ar5e excuse of a man.

Be nice he's got his period an we all know how irrational that makes him.

Better luck next time

Nah but will you help us steal some plutonium for the flux copasitor?

FJ holden... Kak green Holden GTS R W1.... Tiger frickin Orange... Not brown....

3 is the lie, but only cos ya tossed it.

Fellatio

D.I.Y..... ?????