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**** BREAKING NEWS * BREAKING NEWS * BREAKING NEWS **** ** SANCTITY OF SACRED BASTION BREECHED BY BUNNY’S LOOP HOLE ** Sorties into the Sticks’ sacred bastion, Babe of the Day, have always been met with swift resistance and rallying of the troops and a prompt shutting down of those pesky Chick interlopers. Firm reprimands and outright threats have seen all those who wished to infiltrate quickly driven off. Who really wants to be thrown from a moving train? Her highness, the lovely Lady Doreen has been tolerated due to her benevolence (and administrative clout) but all other Chicks have been given quick shift to move along. All other chicks that is, until Jillar the Wonder Bunny. Or is she really a bunny boiler? Jillar’s first attack to the status quo came earlier this month however her initial incursion seems to have been just a testing of the waters. Things intensified last Wednesday with a rather delicious babe of the beef cake variety being posted. Despite some attempts to cast aspersions as to his sexuality it quickly became clear the Chicks don’t really care who he’s batting for as long as he looks lickable likeable. To say the Sticks weren’t too pleased with this pollution of their wank bank would be putting it mildly. There were some grumblings and rampant postings to move the offending image along but alas (for the sticks) Wednesday was just the first volley and a consistent daily posting of Babe’s that come complete with their own bat and balls. Boo et al have been most perturbed by this change to their beloved thread. Confidential sources have confirmed that this diversification of a thread they hold sacred has led to many tears but fear not they all had Kleenex close at hand. While its clear that complaints have been made through the official channels and the Chicks, led by Jillar, have been asked to desist and create their own thread the standoff continues. Jillar, quite correctly, pointed out that nowhere does the thread (in name, tags or instructional first post) indicate that it is a Chick of the Day thread, only a Babe of the Day. She has in fact committed no infractions. Management and the Commissioner are yet to wade into the debate as the Sticks so far have either conceded to logic or maintained the stance of whinging but not debating the issue. Speaking of those waving the white flag, confidential sources have also confirmed there are those in the Sticks camp not happy with a certain scarred white tiger who openly accepted Jillar’s defence that Babe of the Day meant blokes too. Yes it’s a technicality and a loop hole (trust the bunny to find the hole, that rascally rabbit) but his public acceptance of it has severely diminished any future defence the Sticks may need to mount should this escalate. What fails to be seen is if Boo and his boys retaliate or challenge Jillar’s seemingly smooth incursion and habitation of the thread? Will there be repercussions for her audacity? How will Whispers waving of the white flag be dealt with??? Watch this space for updates as the story develops.

Water...... Really had ta think then cos could only think of 1 thing... Without an C something alcoholic you like to drink

William & Sparkles' Magical Tales

WD40 Without an A ... A fruit

Strawberry an rum... We got plain or peppermint... Rum sounds good.

G'day Ontha... First person makes 3 statements .. 2 are the truth an 1sa lie.... The rest if av a guess or get their inna Sherlock on (mines more a kinda inna Gadget) an ifya pick the lie you win an its your turn ta make the 3 statements... If noone gets it right the first person hazta ask again...

Don't just hate it when coppas don't give up the persuit... Bet you were wushin you could flash.

Let's start the week right.... NOPE ( Yeah, chill Jill I know Sundee is the start of the week but worjwise, for most, its Mundee)

Research fir the new article OR the fumes from the rubbing alcohol let me have nearly 6 hours sleep...

3 the lie cos at 6 foot size 7 hooffers do not a stable base make, ya need more of a platform to prevent toppling over an all...so by the mete laws of physics ya hoofs need ta be bigger...unless ya freak an then I'm sorry you have teeny tiny feet, maybe you had Chinese foot binding as a lid.

2 is a porky pie... I didn't Mary my first love cis he was a fictional character.

2 Sepos, a Pom, 2 Scotts an a Skip get on a train... The train becomes awesomer...... Omg just got a hot tip from my confidential source so I need to go work on my article for breaking news.... Mwahahahahàaaaaa

That's cos we are awesome... An everyone else just aspires to our greatness... And our modesty an humility us pretty frickin impressive too.?????????

I cede to Weegie cis she already asked. Don't you like playing with MD an fluffy anymore??

1 is the lie

The bloke with the greenest fingers. The St Andrew's cross is linked to 2 things, Scotland and a bondage apparatus... Is there a connection?

Ya have to say the previous movie name... And are you serious you have never seen V for Vendetta... Omg..its like one of the best movies ever..... Ok now there's a fair bit missing from the quote cis ya got sensored but I suspect its one in my DVD shelf .... Boondock Saints "You still sleep with the lights on?"

Onion.. I would said Big Yin. Um, Chippy: Potato Cake or Pumpkin Cake?

Did the English invent the language?... Does not a D follow C????..... So shouldn't an icypole called Count Dracula be a C entry and not a D???? Just saying ya know.?? The great Aussie Classic that even we hetros luv:

So you like the edit Mr demandy pants?... Oh need to do a E....hmmm..I know.. It cost a frickin mint here ....Edinburgh Rock

Fvck you you prlck... There was only one, he's been drowned in spray to the point if white out.... There IS only 1... Now I feel sick....only 1... Only 1....an it was a white tail... That's some serious shlt.... You are not my friend (sounds awesome with the Russian accent in my head).

3 cos even though I want it to be true... A jillar Slippy hybrid.... It would be way too coincidental.

Ice lollies??? Oh you mean icypoles... Wonder what the sepos call em? Will edit the top after I go Apocalypse Now on the spider crawlin across the roof, its a frickin white tail... If I take a while its cos I used so much spray I took meself out too. Should I add chips (crisps) too Mr Name Me Own Rules As I Go?