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Maybe your mum was friends with my mum, you get a nursury rhyme and me and my sibs get to be the little women... do ya think that sucks for me bro?

Who'd wanna be normal anywho?

naughty naughty ... omg its a flippin illness... get me outa here.

Can I have that confirmation of my normality certified and in writtin?

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .... man my arse is gunna be bruised ya bastards.

16 .... yep defo a masso.... :( sad with meself... even more twisted than I thought.

Our Lips Are Sealed - the Go-Gos Is it a dirty secret? (Man you just took out the world championship with Budapest / Vienna... so freakin impressed with that)

Umm... geee... shit... both too good to choose, I mean who doesn't like Vindaloo Use-ups on toast... but have ta go with the Chinese. Drunken nite out snack food = hotdog or Souvlaki/kebab/giros (all the same shit just different buckets)

Bedroom Eyes - Kate Cebrano What turns you off?

What is this QSMB you talk of two dogs?

ding ding ding... gold star for you Jillar... Been in a coma twice, for different reasons... no white lights or tunnels for me though and the bloody shepherd pup eats everything, bikes, tin sheds, glasses....

Can I be nerdy smurf cos smurfette's to skanky for me?

Free Wheelin' - Bachman-Turner Overdrive Where ya goin for ya holiday?

1. I've been in a coma 2. I am supposed to wear glasses but the puppy ate them 3. I have base jumped

oh... oopsies... Left overs or Use Ups?

On ya mate!.... bloody top job. 1 month ta go and your out of freakin steerage, although we have way better music down here.:D

Cool... the one who no one else understands and he can't understand me or Mr Palmer... I think there is a major deficit in the first aid department here.

hehe Slips likes Aussie nuts.... yes, I am 12. Depends on whos in the car... but its always "the scenic route" when I'm lost cos I don't get lost.

Motorcycle Saint Sebastian - DAAS How do we contain him?

Milk me every time... Chocolate or Vanilla

So Boo... who do I see if I need a spew bag?

3 is the lie. Well now its "Jack n Jill went up the hill.... " which sucks for you cos it used to be awesome.

yep... (pre-season don't count).... the day of my 21st... thrashed by the Crows, 2009 ... beaten by the Cats, 2010 (twice cos the first one was a draw).. 1st grand final day, draw with the Pies, so had to re-play it the next week and got our arses handed to us.... my dad will never forgive me because I made him barrack for the Pies 2 weeks in a row because during my alcohol fueled 18th birthdee speeches I promised him no tatts until the Saintas won a flag or he died. Needles to say I still have virgin skin. :(

No thongs here!

16 ... i mean there's really no point and if I keep hangin here Jillar and Slips are going to think their suspicions are founded :(