notsmokinjo
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Agro - to be angry OR to have an angry tantrum ... So a verb or an adjective.
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Morning all... NOPE ... Nothing controls my life but me. Topic of the day: Olympic Medallists.... See we aren't excluding the non-comms this time.
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Shlt hot - really frickin good...."went out for dinner at that new place an it was frickin shlt hot"
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Quim - OK so it depends how ya say it but basically here its a slightly derogatory term for a pvssy UNLESS ya call a person a quim an then you just used that c word
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Here... Means ya crazy....
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Um, cos banana tastes like shlt? What do you think of this for Barry's song?
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Nope... Off to find a better song than Barry the invisible bear.
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Nuff-nuff or Nuffy - wot a sepo might call a window licker... Someone who's a bit 'special'... "Oh my god, stop rock in ya look like a nuff-nuff ya nuffy"
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I think I found a song for barry
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Loogie - a flemmy spit ball.. Pronounced lew-ghee .."Shazza was so pissed of at Kev she hocked a Loogie in his face"
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Nope, I said you would cos I'm an awesome fizchick... Besides their debating my honorary weeness.
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Keep inside while it snows Lagas
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Jiggy-jig - wot slippy did to get his missus in the club
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His comm the Scotts get me everytime on the podium?... And the PNG weightlifter had me sobbing along with him...
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Did you think I meant lolly?
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I shared too much again didn't I ?
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A loogie is a flemmy spit ball..don't you snort an hock ya throat to get a big loogie when ya wanna spit at someone? [ Not that I do, anymore, cos (posh English accent) I'm a lady. ]
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I reckon @Sslip will say 2 is the lie cos Scots don't tip that much so... I'll say 1 is the lie.
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Should it sound like I've got a loogie stuck in me throat?
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(I'm frickin rooted then...don't ya know Aussies don't use R's half the frickin time and roll em, shit we are too lazy for that..short an sweet, shirt an sweet.) Does it help that I know all the words to Flower of Scotland and Loch Lomond?
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Flogger - see wanker
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Bogan - a term for my social class of people. Blow Job - sucking c0ck Blowie - 1) a Blow Fly... 2) a blow job .... As in give us a blowie.
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@Whispers.... What's with the "milk the cow" hand action at the end? Wot am I doin....I'm Watchin the comm games and eating me ( @Sslip ) Aussie Parma Violet two course meal for dinner...... Main is me Parma: And here's me desert, Violet... ^Aussies win again...
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Zonked out ... Asleep from exhaustion.... Last night I zonked out on the counch. Zipper Dinner
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Option A...just wait for the key change: Option B.... Its always good to have a helping hand.. C. But here is the Kids contribution: What would you pick?
