notsmokinjo

Only in Melbourne could I be sitting in a Vietnamese street market eating Turkish food while an African dance group preforms on stage, a child prodigy plays something Germanic on a violin, teenagers sing the Pokémon song while some scruffy dude plays Highway to Hell on the bagpipes... So I'm on me way home from work.

Always like insentive keen estate-agents. Limps

Did you know there's islands full of British virgins????

Opthalmologist

Smart

@Wee fluffy me got me on that psychic connection again cos she's still busy with the weans and asked me to post: Stupid English swine

713

pain is good, means ya hearts still tickin.

Impossible Pie

Up here

Loud, insulting curses.

OK... please explain how there can be a British Virgin Islands.... seriously there are enough British virgins to fill more than 1 island????

In aus we call the corner shop the milk bar... So there might be a cultural shortfall on my side of the screen.

1 is the lie cos taci bell is too spicy for the weans.

Black.... My boys have black in their tops..is it said that I got little kid excited that I new that answer and didn't need to look it up?? (If I wear my shirt when it arrives, is that false advertising?) Without a o an afl team

OK, no news flashes but I'm a bit if a sport tragic..blame my dad, anyway.... I have a footy team (The Saintas) ..... I have a UK footy team (Southampton, even if we get relegated).... all me Aussie sports covered, I even have a USA baseball team .... But I dont have a gridiron team (and don't want one, 4 footy codes is too.much don't ya think)/and I don't have an ice hockey team and I think I do want one... 1. Is there a hockey team that hasn't got a very good history in winning the premiership of the cup thingy? I dint want an all start team but i want that battler team thats always there, its juat dieant win the big prize much or at alll but has die hard loyal fans. Preference is given to teams wearing red black and white, or royal blue and red... Or names like the saints, the colts or the mustangs.... I know not asking for much am I. 2. Now with the players uniforms I'm guessing the little c on their lect chest is for Captain... But wot the Frick is the A for??? .....is it for ar5ehole??? Cos lots of them seem to end up in the sin bin.

To all aboard the train... Whatever obstacles you face, whatever burdens your carry and whatever struggles you are enduring....

Because I might not be the only one in need of a reality check and a kick up the bum..... ^^^^and because sometimes you just need to say thank you.

Because friendship comes in all shapes and sizes and sometimes when life sucks there are people walking the road with us...

Yes that's it... That's what my brain does constantly... Woohoo Jillar's brain works like mine, what time is lunch, oh I just head a chopper, is it coffee o'clock, where are my keys, where is the xyz file shit I lost my pen, where's my frickin pen, oh my coffees empty, where is my pen, why am I looking for my pen, I need to ring Perth, omg they are so wierd in NSW, where is my pen...... (Edit: pen found twisted in hair so I didn't loose it)

(Just hiding me Straya card in my john grundies so nunya buggers can take it off me cos.....) I frucking hate the Aussie sport chant Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi,oi,oi,.... I mean I hate it with a frickin passion... It is so immature. And unimaginative and just pathetic really... No class at all, what so ever.

@jillar will your thoughts make me more normal?.. Ooh getting my laptop tomorrow... No more shakey tremor fat fingers trying to type on the itty bitty mobile screen.